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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 month ago

The Scots are a hairy bunch and it does take time to wash all that hair.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Why? The guy might be good and we need more like him, but the country agreed to host and give a platform to a felon. That's not a country I'd admire.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Sorry, I can't meet with the president, I'm washing my nuts that day.

[–] sk1nnym1ke@piefed.social 29 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Is this the Scottish way to say "F*** You"?

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 month ago

They also put up a sign by Trumps golf course saying twinned with Epstein island. I hope they do more.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago

Nah, they’d just tell you to get tae fuck.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 9 points 1 month ago

I'm glad i don't have to see the nasty f word. It makes bavy jesus cry

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not all hair is on your head.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gotta keep your nethers soft as feathers =P

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's more plausible that he actually was washing his hair than Trump not being a child rapist.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah he's probably got hair somewhere else. Like his eyebrows.

[–] YknsNMo000@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 month ago

Genocide pos

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Zagam@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Zagam@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago

All y'all, get off the wall Have a ball and get involved with

Body movin', body movin' A1 sound and the sound's so soothin'

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

All'a'y'alloughtn't't'ved'n.

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago

Each and every all of y'all

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

The Scottish have so many ways to say fuck you and fuck off.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

He's got the same amount of hair as Trump does.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

Maybe he has huge hairy balls?!

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

We can't see what the man is sporting from under that shirt neck line.

For all we know the man can put to shame Donkey Kong.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago