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Imagine coming home to tell your wife that you had to deport a baby because they weren't answering your questions properly
this post was submitted on 01 Aug 2025
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"I'm home. What's for dinner?"
"I have to tell you - I want strong borders but I think deporting babies is wrong, honey."
"Dinner?"
"It's just wrong."
"Dinner's not ready?" Now he's not just hungry but angry too. Is she turning woke too? Even her? "Listen - you want anchor babies? Today I caught lots. And the last one was an anchor baby and she was a terrorist."
"How do you know that?"
"She refused to answer my questions. And she shit herself under questioning. So - obviously guilty. Big time guilty."
Need to make sure we're getting only babies with at least five years experience vibe coding
Until today I thought "vibe coding" was like a term for people writing shitty code based on vibes.
it is.. but it's also just telling an LLM to write code for you
And if it doesn't work you do the hard work of going back to the prompt and adding "do it competently and 10x better than a human would"
well shit now i feel dumb for not having tried that
Don't forget to ask it to "be smarter" too! Ez
scourge of babies and the elderly
Wtf am I reading? Is this some mask-off shit or what?
As Red_Eclipse said - it's sarcastic. The post shows that the OP is an immigration attorney.
Ok. Shame on me for missing the sarcasm. A true "whoosh" moment.
But we are living in some strange fucking times.
yeah these are the days when the WH official twitter account posts people grabbed off the street without charges having their heads shaved while shacked and praises it as ASMR content or some shit
Official US govt accounts are now doing 1488 dogwhistling, so nothing surprises me anymore.
It happens to all of us. Me a lot more than I'd like.
Oh, but they are requiring babies to be interviewed from september? I see.
I took it to be sarcastic
"I can't believe this baby won't condemn KHamas"
Bluesky comment
Trump needs to interrogate those infants about any anti-American sympathies.
Hey the infants might be Hamas.
"goo-gaah-hamamama hammmmaaama nnn hama~sssgaah~"
ICE agent takes his gun out of his holster as he barks into his walkie-talkie "We got one! A Hamas terrorist. Hamas gah sleeper cell? I need maxbackup! Now!"
I mean, I've seen a Catholic school use the power religious institutions have in the modern West ever since Cold War Christianity spiraled out of control, to interrogate six year olds about supposedly being communists (which sounds hilarious in a fictional story or dramatized account, but isn't very funny when you're one of those six year olds and you're sitting in the Main Office with a dozen other first graders, waiting your turn to see school administration for questioning), but interrogating an infant is a new one, even for McCarthy and the Un-American Activities Committee.
Masterful hambit, sir. Bravo!
what the fuck, how is this real?