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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago

IRL rage bait

[–] JayBeeTX@lemmy.world 18 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Reading the comments shows a lot of people do not understand satire, especially when the opportunity to talk trash about America/Texas/American education is on the line.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Poe's law. Maybe it's satire. Equally possible it's ignorance.

The AVERAGE reading level in the US is seventh grade. We're at the point where they might as well retranslate the Bible back to Latin because people can't barely read it.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Too stupid to spot an obvious and funny marketing gimmick.

"Murica dumb!"

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Typical European fragility. They’ll be like “Murica dumb! Can’t do dates right!” but then they’ll shut their mouths real quick when people point out that Japan does it differently too.

[–] Nebula@fedia.io 23 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

"literally no words"

look inside

words

cat

[–] MacNCheezus 1 points 23 minutes ago

Can’t trust anyone these days

[–] Nelots@lemmy.zip 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Letters, maybe. Words? That's debatable.

[–] Nebula@fedia.io 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

"Bail" is technically a word. Okay I guess wordS (plural) is debatable.

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 2 points 11 hours ago

Maters is a word

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

i count one word: bail - the temporary release of a person awaiting trial. the rest, i gotta guess

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 2 points 11 hours ago

Maters is a word

[–] Alaik@lemmy.zip 56 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

I know the exact spot this is from years ago. Its just north of a little town called Lindale (North of Tyler, south of Mineola).

Dudes hallopinos were actually pretty legit. He also had the sign misspelled so poorly because it "gets people's attention and makes em laugh".

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 15 hours ago

Yeah, I was going to take a guess. As someone who has dealt with random farmers in the middle of nowhere, at least one of the two are going to be true:

  1. That will be the best produce you have ever laid eyes on.
  2. The person misspelled things on purpose, to grab peoples’ attention.
  3. You’ll be able to fill an entire grocery bag with produce, for like $3.

There are a lot of places like this, where you’ll get some really high quality stuff for basically no money. As long as you’re friendly, they’ll usually give you some crazy good deals.

The best tamales you’ll ever taste? They come out of the back of a beat-up minivan in a hardware store parking lot, at the crack of dawn. Just cruise through a Home Depot lot as the sun is rising, and look for the car surrounded by people. Bring cash in small bills.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

dude's marketing worked on me. you can't misspeel that badly unintentionallly

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago

I was gonna say, you'd have to work hard to misspell this hard. Twas not accidental. 10/10 marketing!

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 13 hours ago

Brilliant marketing campaign!

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 11 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

I instantly forgot how to spell zookeene.

[–] wieson@feddit.org 4 points 14 hours ago

Zucchini

Think in italian spelling rules

[–] Kurious84@lemmings.world 1 points 9 hours ago

What's the problem. I know exactly what they're selling. It ain't 1st grade but anyone can out a seed in the dirt and water it into a behootifool mater.

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 5 points 14 hours ago

I'm more interested in these bail peprs, I wonder what the conversion rate is?

[–] Wolf 6 points 15 hours ago

Why couldn't the señorita have babies?

Because her husband had a Hallowpiner!

....🦗🦗🦗... Ill see myself out.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 22 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Octavio@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Right, right. Came here to say this. Although of course it’s not the correct word. 🤣

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

The peppers are being held on bail. You're not purchasing them, you're bailing them out.

[–] marker2002@midwest.social 6 points 19 hours ago

You mean the peprs...

[–] Gaja0@lemmy.zip 19 points 20 hours ago

Fear not the man who has spelt 10000 words right but the man who sold their education to grow hallopinyos.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 8 points 17 hours ago

Person drives up and starts bitching at this guy.

His response?

"I have no words." [Throws his hands up]

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 38 points 1 day ago (2 children)

When you can't write in your native language but at least you own 12 guns and have a deregulated electrical grid.

[–] SippyCup@feddit.nl 13 points 23 hours ago

AND a superiority complex

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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 15 hours ago

We need to fix public education, not dismantle it.

[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Zucchini

Potatoes + Tomatoes

Jalapenos

Bell Pepper

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[–] Nebula@fedia.io 47 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh they are bilingual.

Hallo Pinyo, wer auch immer du bist.

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[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 96 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I'm not sure if this is the guy I'm thinking of, but at least one roadside vegetable seller does this sort of thing deliberately. After all, a sign with such... unique spelling is much more attention grabbing than a simple list of vegetables.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

A lot of them do, especially the secretly commercial stands that are getting all too common. Like the cat says, "you are not immune to ~~propaganda~~ advertising".

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[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 13 points 21 hours ago

I can read every bit of it. Its really more phonetic than most road side produce signs around here.

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

boil them mash them stick em in a stew.

[–] iamnotme@feddit.uk 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

We don’t need no education

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

we don't got no education

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago

Tried too hard. Anyone who's illiterate with that much phonetic knowledge would've gone for peper at least.

[–] Mike_Hunt@lemmy.ml 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 65 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Fucking hell "maters" 🍅

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

I hope they accept crypto.

[–] jcs@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hey, that's good marketing. It grabs attention and we're talking about it.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Badly written to get people to stop. Like “Graj sale”

[–] Alaik@lemmy.zip 6 points 19 hours ago

I used to spend a lot of time in this area (years and years ago) and the guy did indeed write it up to grab people's attention.

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