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[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

“bEtA tEsT” im the fuckin alpha

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

alpha > beta, of course I'm going live with the alpha version

[–] iamdisappoint@reddthat.com 22 points 2 weeks ago

A.k.a. "crushing it"

[–] MoonElf@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago
[–] huf@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

test? you just live-edit the code running on production. of course, you check it carefully before saving the file :D

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You're referring to hex editing the compiled binary, right?

[–] huf@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

hex editing the executable image in memory!

[–] Hellstormy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

Ahhh, I have actually done this when going through the pipeline would have taken way longer and it was really critical and only a very small fix. Not really too proud of it, but it worked. 😅

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

Bill O'Reillysolidarity OceanGate CEO

"Fuck it, we'll do it live!"

[–] decaptcha@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Thesis: Build in dev

Antithesis: Build in prod

Synthesis: Build in dev, push to prod without testing

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Yep that's what my company does

Hi, I'm a technical recruiter for CrowdStrike, and want to know your availability for a quick chat.

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

At least he dogfooded his idea

[–] aebletrae@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

✨gender euphoria✨