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[–] CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml 6 points 22 hours ago

"500 cigarettes"

[–] Tiger_Man_@szmer.info 1 points 19 hours ago

My friend tried to print it but 3d printing company rejected it lol

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

Why does this alone of all things make me want a drag this long after quitting!? Part of it has to be the curiosity of whether you could even get them all lit.

[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Need the Blunt Master 3000 STL here

[–] ouRKaoS 3 points 1 day ago

Just scale it up to 137.69%

[–] brachypelmide@lemmy.zip 83 points 2 days ago (1 children)

gotta bring this up every time i see these

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 117 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You've tried chain smoking... Now try all-new grid smoking!

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 62 points 2 days ago

Upgrade from serial smoking to parallel smoking.

[–] EntropyFlux@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

…and be sure to use Marlboro-o-o…oh oh, my chest!!

[–] errer@lemmy.world 104 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Hobo@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago

Any % cancer speedrun

[–] kewwwi@lemmy.world 58 points 2 days ago
[–] pentastarm@piefed.ca 69 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] realitista@lemmus.org 1 points 3 hours ago

It's been forever, when are they coming back?

[–] chrislowles@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

This goes hard af

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 71 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was going to say it can’t be good for you to heat up and breathe through plastic, but shit, it can’t be the worst thing for you in this set up 👍

[–] MacNCheezus 10 points 2 days ago

500 cigs at once and you’re worried about inhaling a little plastic?

[–] darkreader2636@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago
[–] SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 58 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 53 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You will certainly not regret smoking 500 cigarettes

[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well, Scott's dead, didn't have time for regrets

I've once seen a schematic for a 2 cigarettes to HDMI adapter.

[–] Una@europe.pub 38 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

I count 464

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 2 days ago

Mentlegen…

[–] asg101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Could human lungs even draw that many in?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 2 days ago

Only one way to find out!

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[–] Stomata@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Cancer speedrun.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Just a lil somethin' to take the edge off.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Breathing through 3D-printed plastic would be bad enough for you without the cigarettes.

[–] AmbiguousProps 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Eventually the filament will get coated and sealed in a nice, thick layer of tar and protect your lungs from the microplastics! You just gotta break it in a little bit.

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago

I think heroin might legitimately be better for your health

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago

Parallel smoking is much more efficient than serial smoking

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Put them all backward for maximum plastic consumption

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

Lung cancer any% speed run

I just smoke one time a year but it nearly kills me.

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Could someone post the STL file?

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[–] Caesium@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Make sure you use this outdoors unless you want to smoke out your entire basement

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

It’s 20*6 cigs so 120 to lung. I’ve smoked 40-60 before stopping

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