Not working and get a leg exercise, what a steal
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Leg day motivation
Just gonna have to piss and shit all over the seat to assert my dominance.
bring a book and shove it under the lid to make it level, fuck em. i shit till my legs go numb.
Not sure how these novel toilets work.
But I'm quite sure they forgot a piece, luckily you can buy that for about 8€ and bring it to work.
Compensates nicely for the angle.
Also don't know how to flush them but the boss will work that out.
You can do that for disability reasons.
Wouldn’t a couple of small blocks under the seat just fix this “problem”.
I mean I’m surprised they just don’t put those homeless spikes on the seat.
If I'm suffering from the green apple splatter, my legs will not give a shit about 13 degree angle.
Is that legal in your country?
Germany:
I checked the rules.
Although there are a ton of regulations, surprisingly none seem to reference the height, size, etc. of a toilet (seat). That's surprising, if you consider the minimum spacing of the toilet to the wall, door,... is given (see page 10 - 15).
But there is this "catch-all rule"
(10) Durch Einrichtungsgegenstände oder bauliche Einrichtungen in Sanitärräumen dürfen Sicherheit und Gesundheit der Beschäftigten (z. B. durch Schnitt- oder Stoßkanten oder durch die Möglichkeit zur Ansammlung von Krankheitserregern) nicht gefährdet werden. [Page 5]
This basically translates to "Furnishings and physical structure may not endanger safety and health of the employees". The examples given are referencing e.g. sharp edges or possible accumulations of pathogens, but in the end I think that intentionally inducing strains is not very ergonomic and could be considered a health hazard.
That makes sense. In my coutry there is a specific rule about not interfer or stop employees from using the toilet whenever or for how long they need. This would 100% be illegal
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Don't hunch over? Stretch out! Legs and all! The easier angle will make it even better support.
I'd just start going to a restroom elsewhere with normal seats and take even longer breaks just to send them a message
I have an idea: I go to a forest, I don't care who's claiming it, and throw wooden spears at anyone who enters.
Somewhere there is a sales deck estimating ROI for uncomfortable toilets.
FADAQ!
This is just grounds to have a Squatty Potty at work.
Weeeeeeellll
I wouldn't mind going to the bathroom and not finding all stalls occupied for the next 45 minutes because everyone and their mother is taking a shit whilst watching all three Lord of the rings movies on one go
Edit: seriously? This is being down voted? I'm all for fuck corporate and such, but seriously, I want to be able to go to a bathroom and actually find an unused stall. It sucks that everything is occupied with people watching TV there.
Guys, guys! Take it from an American: Don't be like us. This is some shit our employers would do.
I know our lifestyle looked fun and enviable once we grew up and left the kingdom to live on our own. And it's not all bad, but mistakes were made!