Attention! Attention! I will stand on the mound, while I bob and warble. You are encouraged to attend. Thank you for your cooperation.
Birds are so funny.
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Showing up to school with a massive rainbow mohawk to show off is peak masculine energy.
Maybe not a mohawk, but hundreds of years ago, men wearing colorful, garish clothes was considered the height of a man.
Hey I would wear lavish and colorful clothing everyday if I could find some and have them be affordable.
Give me a deep purple robe with gold tinged edges and a jade necklace, I'll rock stuff like that everyday of the week. Too bad all I can find are blue jeans with t shirts that are basically brand advertisments.
I love Ivy Style, but it's too damn expensive everywhere...
Every time I go to the thrift store I'll go for the loudest, most garish shit
i think it's healthier to learn to attract girls being a silly little guy
Worked for me because I look like a gremlin.
The thing is, where do you think 'alpha male discourse' originates from? It literally comes from guys watching nature documentaries and then attempting to apply their simplified entertainment approach to behavior and ecology to human behavior.
It's why it spawned out of the Joe Rogan sphere, most of his early canon is just watching weird animal videos and talking about MMA with guests.
You laugh, but when little homie pops out looking fresh like this, y'all will owe him an apology:
We gotta cancel Animal Planet 
Cancel burrds!
I realize now that I'm single because I haven't created a blue enough nest
The whirling dervish!
We need to talk about Animal Planet's woke agenda of turning people into birds.
Human attraction is nothing like bird attraction. If it was, then dancing would not at all be seen as a way to attract others! And we'd find others by using some kinda line to say at the other person...
This kid running up to a girl: Lemme smash, please
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The liberal woke birds are trying to make our sons metro.
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