The board is about 2 feet shorter in cold weather.
this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2023
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.6096 meters shorter
*Approximately 242 stiff-flacid deltas
I used this study for my conversion; it lists 13.12 cm as the average erect length.
That is exactly 1250 inches. I think they're using imperial here.
Imperial dicks, that checks out.
So are we nolonger using the kings dick as reference like back in the old days.
Thank you for your rigor.
Oh, no. It doesn't get that way until you stimulate it.
In a row?
The number of dicks OP's mom services in a night?
You shut your mouth, my mother is a saint! She can service at least 300 dicks a night!
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They have really changed the requirements for sainthood since Vatican II.
1 mort = 300 petit mort and op's mom definitely had a reputation for holeyness
“Roughly”? The length of those things ranges over an entire order of magnitude.
Sooooo like ft?
At least feet don’t normally change length by a factor of 2-3 in seconds
How many dicks is the way to the parking lot?
Is this what they use at the Ram Ram Ranch?
Why is this beam installed at an angle?
Hey... If u r dicked individual, u should know that "angles" are very important for the best possible experience.
Joke's on you, rest of the world: your 2440mm x 1220mm x 13mm sheet goods, for example, are just 4' x 8' x 1/2" in disguise. Ditto for a lot of building materials, as well as standardized parts for other industries (like the pin pitch of electronics connectors etc.) that were really U.S. standards first that everybody else then got stuck with.
Bet tons of electronics guys wonder why standard header pins are a pitch of 2.54mm.... sike! its just 0.100" !!!!