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Calculrule (pawb.social)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by unmarketableplushie@pawb.social to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

Image transcription: a photo of the screen of an Android phone with the system's built in calculator open. A popup states: "You are permanently banned from using Calculator", with an "OK" button for the user to press. End transcription.

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[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 71 points 6 months ago

That's what you get for typing 80085 😤

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[-] Gobbel2000@feddit.de 69 points 6 months ago

Governments trying to ban end-to-end encryption be like:

[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 6 months ago

Ok that was very funny.

[-] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 6 months ago

When I double check 2*5 for the fifth time today

[-] nul@programming.dev 19 points 6 months ago

So, if you double checked 2*5 five times, how many times did you check total?

[-] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 16 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[-] nul@programming.dev 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

So close, but the answer's actually 11:

Checked five times (5) * double checked (2) = 10

Plus one more for that last 5*2 is 11. Or 12 if you double checked that one too.

[-] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 months ago

Seems right to be honest

[-] Tau@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 months ago
[-] sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 37 points 6 months ago

My boy actually succeeded in dividing by zero and now they won't let him back on for fear of what he'll do next

[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago

never divide by zero. you could get perma banned from your calculator.

[-] manucode@infosec.pub 11 points 6 months ago

Even more illegal:

  • Zero to the power of zero
  • Logarithm of any number to the base of zero
  • Zero-eth root of any number but one
[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

Holy hell this is so deep fried I can’t even see the border of the OK button.

[-] FleetingTit@feddit.de 10 points 6 months ago

Aren't ios buttons flat anyways?

[-] NicoCharrua@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 months ago

No; the background colors are the same but it has an edge

iOS button showing it has an edge between the text and the buttons

[-] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

This isn’t iOS, despite what the post description says.

[-] fogetaboutit@programming.dev 16 points 6 months ago
[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

They typed 2318008 into the calculator

[-] DessertStorms@kbin.social 14 points 6 months ago

Typed in 8008135 one too many times, eh..

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 6 months ago

It was always 5318008 for me, so I could read it upside-down.

[-] DessertStorms@kbin.social 6 points 6 months ago

No, you're right, my brain just auto-corrected lol

[-] toxicbubble420@beehaw.org 9 points 6 months ago

apple products ☕

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 months ago
[-] unmarketableplushie@pawb.social 5 points 6 months ago
[-] dukk@programming.dev 4 points 6 months ago

Yeah, it’s an Android, the Material You theme makes it easily recognizable.

[-] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

It’s certainly not an iPhone - iPhone alerts have never look like that, and that isn’t the stock calculator app.

[-] unmarketableplushie@pawb.social 2 points 6 months ago

Oh my bad, sorry

[-] bellly@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago
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