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[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 41 points 6 months ago

Sure, but that's also the ideal way to go out. Definitely beats being one of those people that shakes a vending machine in a fit of a rage and ends up being crushed over a bag of Cheetos.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 14 points 6 months ago

being crushed under a bag of Cheetos.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 months ago

Dangerously cheesy

[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Don't kinkshame me, please.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 28 points 6 months ago

My last panel: "That'd be nice." ZZZZzzzz

[-] malagauche@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago

No shit, that's why you should sleep at night.

[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 6 months ago

That's why I sleep at night

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 16 points 6 months ago

I was already going to go to sleep. You don’t have to sell me on it.

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

You son of a bitch, I'm in!

[-] tpihkal@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

Jokes on you, I'm into this shit!

[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Well sure, but if you think about the fact that there are 8.1 billion people in the world and then consider that if you're really lucky you might live to 100... That's (365 × 100) × (60k ÷ 8.1b) × (100%)... You only have a 27% chance of dying this way... Honestly didn't expect it to be that high.

[-] Godnroc@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

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[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago

Hello Arithmetic Wizard, I have the ADHD and math anxiety if not full on Dyscalculia so I was wondering if I could employ your help to figure out a formula for the likelihood of dying from something that kills 500 out of 333,287,557 people yearly?

My best translation from your equation is: (365 x 100) x (500 ÷ 333,287,557) x (100%), but I feel like that would be slightly off because I suck at this.

[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago

I doubt my math is correct, I always sucked at statistics, but if you were to convert my previous nonsense you wouldn't multiply by 365 since you already have the yearly rate rather than the daily rate so it would be: (100) × (500 ÷ 333,287,557) × (100%) = 0.015%

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago

Well hey it works for me lol, right or not! Thank you!

[-] soloner@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago
[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 months ago

this is what I actually think of every time I go to bed

unrelated, but I have been diagnosed with GAD and insomnia

[-] Pratai@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 months ago

From what I understand- no one dies peacefully in their sleep. They always wake up… then die.

You could definitely have an aneurism in your sleep. Those can be pretty much instant death.

[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 months ago

When i die, I'm going out like Elvis. On the toilet.

[-] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 months ago

That's actually a good death, probably the best.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

It is what it is.

[-] unipadfox@pawb.social 3 points 6 months ago

I think you're a lot more likely to die awake than to die asleep

[-] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago
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