It being 90% parking lot is the cherry on top
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The closest america will ever get to having working public transport.
This is what the average American drives for their two hour commute.
Don't worry, next year's model will be twice the size, half the efficiency, and only 3x more expensive than last year's!
Needs more child killing devices
Not pictured: the aircraft that can transport this to any conflict zone in the world on short notice, to demonstrate dominance.
You just have to zoom out to see this is all on an aircraft carrier.
My American mind can't even comprehend it. It's like a fuckin' cruise ship, but on a truck.
Sounds a lot like you're comprehending it already
And there's a full sized passenger airplane just hanging off the side
The flags are pointing the wrong way. I'm having a hard time comprehending this, must be European.
I've you've ever driven in 50 knot winds it makes sense
Buccees is a choice inclusion. At least everybody has clean bathrooms.
What good reason is there for a gas station on a highway cruise liner, though?
This is a perfect illustration of how a dystopia can still be fucking rad
Just put it on a train instead and they'll be fine with it
That train looks seriously awesome :p
It's a Texas thing. You wouldn't understand.
My mind doesn't need to comprehend it when I am this rock hard.
The airplane is the chef's kiss, haha.
Am European, can confirm. Well, my mind CAN comprehend this monstrosity, but it REALLY doesn't want to, so I'm not gonna force it 🤷
It's like an Imperial Star Destroyer, but with grossly unregulated capitalism.
That is the BP Verizon Super Star Destroyer.
I'm struggling to comprehend it
What is this, a car carrier for ants?
I like the airport tower.
Every day we get closer to Mortal Engines
Don't give them any ideas
I still too socialist. better make the cars have to drive around in pointless circles
Not pictured is the NASCAR track on the fifth level.
Pointless circles, solved!
I'm also really impressed with that tailwind.