TIL Pizza is a cylinder
this post was submitted on 04 Jan 2024
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It’s a very flat cylinder, but a cylinder nevertheless.
Cylinders prefer to be called thicc circles.
Like a round toast with stuff on it
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Except the mathematical variable name for radius is r. Also for a cylinder you use the term height, not thickness. Which is called h in math. So by all accounts it should be called Pirrh.
Edit: Also also, with this logic you could've just called a pizza "Volume". Would've saved you a lot of time :/
I prefer Taurh
Pizza gets better as "a" approaches zero.
But if a = 0 then PiZZa = PiZZ * 0 = 0
But it's approaching zero. It never becomes zero. 😙👌
When is the pizza ready? When has it approached zero?!
We gotta get these pies moving cousin. 10 minutes or less or it's free, that's what big Tony says. We never should have let you take over operations, cousin, not with your fancy math degree. I felt bad because you couldn't find job anywhere else. But what gabagool. What will mother say? You're going to make her cry.
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One molecule-thin crust pizza coming up!
One molecule is thick af, with no extra Cs. Sexy Limits don't stop just because our feeble reality has size limits.
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Thin crust + thin toppings.
The a is for altura, which is height in Spanish and therefore probably also in Italian
In Italian it's "altezza" but in this case the better word is "spessore" which means thickness
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Here I thought it was because of Personal Investigator Z.Z. Andersen
This is the absolute ONLY case where it's acceptable to call a pizza a pie. That being said, well done to the memesmith 😀
But- and hear me out- what if you are a stereotypical Italian chef with a big mustache and a chef's hat and you send it out to the customer? You gotta say, "at's-a good pizza pie!"
Good point, but I'm actually not that. I'm starting to suspect that very few people actually are!
At's-a sad.
A deep dish pizza and a calzone are both technically pies as far as I can tell. They have a surrounding casing of crust. A flat pizza would not be a pie.
A deep dish pizza and a calzone are both technically pies as far as I can tell. They have a surrounding casing of crust. A flat pizza would not be a pie.
Agreed. This guy pies.
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This is the absolute ONLY case where it’s acceptable to call a pizza a pie.
Never had deep dish, I take it?
That's not really pizza OR pie..
It's actually a pie though. It has a surrounding crust casing as well as a filling, which qualifies it as a pie according to Wikipedia.
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pi of Pie (with ZZ toppings) is meme squared
It would be 2PiZA, since ZZ is Z squared
EDIT: my bad, I was thinking of circumference
Wat? It is supposed to be squared though...
2 Pizza? That's even better.
It's a 2-for-1 deal! Like Little Caesar's! Pizza pizza.
The parenthesis are pointless. Exponents go first, but multiplication doesn't care about order, and there is only multiplication going on.
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Haha I love this
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