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Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done?

Customer: basically, whenever I go in, I want to be wondering whether I’m drunk or on drugs.

Contractor: say no more.

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[–] smeg@feddit.uk 77 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I like it. Looks completely insane but upon closer inspection it seems like its actually made really well.

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 43 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] smeg@feddit.uk 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Actually a perfect ATBGE, it makes you go eeew and then go oooo

[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 50 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I hate the design, but that's really well done. Angled tile going around a corner? That's some challenging work! I don't even know how you'd cut those tiles, and you can't bend tile.

[–] Tyfud@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Good callout. The tiles are cut halfway, stiching them together with white grout/silcon along the edge so it doesn't stand out with the normal grout. At least that'd be my guess.

[–] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] prunerye@slrpnk.net 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Look at the way the light reflects on the far right between the sink and the mirror. I think that's tile.

Edit: Or the top of the lights, the underside of the top square.

[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I honestly can't see a way that doesn't result in some visible something (although maybe not visible in a photo). You could throw money at it and get custom tiles made, but you'd have to have your measurements and tiling technique perfected to make that work.

This is why I don't like tiling. :)

[–] danielbln@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I'm gonna saythat those aren't tiles but some shitty tile print linoleum.

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

But it is visible.

[–] prunerye@slrpnk.net 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I can't tell if the mirror is flush with the tile or if it was just outlined in grout, but either way, this contractor cares about the details. I would've just slapped the mirror on top.

Edit: Someone help me out. Is that sink really small, or are the tiles on the top sides of the sink extra long as part of the illusion? Are the white tiles on the left wall square?

I hate that there's no showerhead though.

[–] C126@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Good example of amazing craftsmanship used for evil.

[–] watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I thought this was collapsed, but in second glance it’s really how it was constructed.

[–] MacNCheezus 10 points 10 months ago

That means it’s working

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's... Hmmm. I don't hate it, but it'd probably look better with nicer lighting and some cleaning. As it is it just looks like a mess.

[–] _ONRYO_@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago
[–] Teon@kbin.social 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Set time travel machine to... UK 1981

[–] andthenthreemore@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Needs more avocado fixtures.

[–] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Gimme that fluffy toilet seat cover.

[–] andthenthreemore@startrek.website 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] MacNCheezus 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Some people do it. They're wrong for doing it, but they do it.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Buyer: You know that feeling when you binge drink so much that you're still a little tipsy in the morning? I want to feel that way every time I brush my teeth.

Realtor: You're not gonna believe this, but...

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Alcohol is a drug btw, just saying

[–] MacNCheezus 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] NENathaniel@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago

I kinda want this now

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

For a bathroom with that aesthetic, there are surprisingly few surfaces to snort cocaine off of.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
[–] AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] MacNCheezus 1 points 10 months ago

I did no such thing, I’m not a monster.

I think you meant to say “the owner of that bathroom”.

[–] Desistance@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

This is a bathroom for angry shits.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Contractor: that'll be $5k.

Customer: yeah you took to long so I'm only gonna pay $3k. When will you be done?

Contractor: tomorrow. You won't believe the results.

[–] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If you're in this bathroom sober, you'll feel drunk.

If you're in this bathroom drunk, your mind will escape into the 4th dimension and you may not be coming back.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

What if you're fucked up on shrooms?

[–] MacNCheezus 1 points 10 months ago

That’s a nice way of saying you’ll lose your balance, trip, and hit your head on something.

[–] recarsion@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 months ago

I'm getting dizzy just looking at it

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

This picture had me so confused for like 30 seconds.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Set to Less Than Negative One confirmed.

[–] _ONRYO_@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago
[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 2 points 10 months ago

Picasso's bathroom

[–] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
[–] daltotron@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

nooooo I hate postmodernism nooooo I hate when things are visually challenging to me I want everything to be normal and boring nooooo