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Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done?
Customer: basically, whenever I go in, I want to be wondering whether I’m drunk or on drugs.
Contractor: say no more.
I like it. Looks completely insane but upon closer inspection it seems like its actually made really well.
ATBGE
Actually a perfect ATBGE, it makes you go eeew and then go oooo
I hate the design, but that's really well done. Angled tile going around a corner? That's some challenging work! I don't even know how you'd cut those tiles, and you can't bend tile.
I can't tell if the mirror is flush with the tile or if it was just outlined in grout, but either way, this contractor cares about the details. I would've just slapped the mirror on top.
Edit: Someone help me out. Is that sink really small, or are the tiles on the top sides of the sink extra long as part of the illusion? Are the white tiles on the left wall square?
I hate that there's no showerhead though.
Good example of amazing craftsmanship used for evil.
I thought this was collapsed, but in second glance it’s really how it was constructed.
That means it’s working
That's... Hmmm. I don't hate it, but it'd probably look better with nicer lighting and some cleaning. As it is it just looks like a mess.
Yeah
Set time travel machine to... UK 1981
Needs more avocado fixtures.
Gimme that fluffy toilet seat cover.
And deep pile carpet.
In the bathroom?
Some people do it. They're wrong for doing it, but they do it.
Buyer: You know that feeling when you binge drink so much that you're still a little tipsy in the morning? I want to feel that way every time I brush my teeth.
Realtor: You're not gonna believe this, but...
Alcohol is a drug btw, just saying
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I kinda want this now
For a bathroom with that aesthetic, there are surprisingly few surfaces to snort cocaine off of.
OP is the one who came up with the tilted Linux desktop idea: https://hackaday.com/2023/12/31/welcome-to-the-year-of-the-diagonal-linux-desktop/
I did no such thing, I’m not a monster.
I think you meant to say “the owner of that bathroom”.
If you're in this bathroom sober, you'll feel drunk.
If you're in this bathroom drunk, your mind will escape into the 4th dimension and you may not be coming back.
That’s a nice way of saying you’ll lose your balance, trip, and hit your head on something.
What if you're fucked up on shrooms?
This is a bathroom for angry shits.
Contractor: that'll be $5k.
Customer: yeah you took to long so I'm only gonna pay $3k. When will you be done?
Contractor: tomorrow. You won't believe the results.
Picasso's bathroom
Unique
This picture had me so confused for like 30 seconds.
Set to Less Than Negative One confirmed.
I'm getting dizzy just looking at it
Pisscasso
nooooo I hate postmodernism nooooo I hate when things are visually challenging to me I want everything to be normal and boring nooooo