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[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 114 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] zedgeist@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Those would be au pain to wear in France.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 31 points 2 years ago
[–] ours@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Basguettes ("basquette" is French slang for sneakers)

[–] DarkGamer@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

These French shoes are pain-ful

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[–] Retreaux@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

🎶$5 footlongs🎶

[–] PoorYorick@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Those loafers sure are a pain.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago
[–] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 years ago
[–] sploosh@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Your feet look inbread.

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Best Caption

[–] Buildout@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Pictured: World War I soldier afflicted with French foot.

[–] cecinestpasunbot@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Are those the five dollar foot longs I’ve heard so much about?

Don’t run a race in those. If things get heated you’re toast.

But seriously, you should wash your socks. They look a little crusty.

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[–] Rayspekt@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

With wheat on my feet, I'm about to hit the street.

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[–] blahsay@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago
[–] jet@hackertalks.com 7 points 2 years ago

My Bunions are killing me

[–] swab148@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I was bread to run.

[–] mrchampion@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I got my new jays and I'm bready to roll.

[–] Million@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 years ago
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Fit cross buns

[–] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Definitely showing signs of being in bread

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

Your move, Charlie Chaplin.

[–] mycus@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago
[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

She said that she loves feet, and she is hungry!

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Fuck, I did it again.

[–] recapitated@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

You breader keep those shoes dry

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 3 points 2 years ago

bready for anything in your loafers

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Just bought a new pair of Feet Wellingtons

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Quels sont ces?!

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The new Yeeztys just dropped

[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

French clogs seem way more comfortable.

[–] toasteecup@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

No time to explain, stick these loaves on your feet.

[–] robdor@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 years ago

If you like my shoes you should see my buns.

[–] pastabatman@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[–] Alter_Id@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

"Upon closer inspection, these appear to be loafers."

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

"How do I get rid of foot yeast?"

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

That is one strange looking crocs.

[–] Trashcan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] h_ramus@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Bready McBread Pain

[–] ji17br@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Just needs some toe jam.

[–] jflorez@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Don’t go to a sauna with a yeast infection

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

When you're poor in France and need to keep your feet dry.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Liiiike my loafers? Former loaf..ers.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

“A lot of people called me crazy. Well, who’s laughing now?”

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