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[-] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 64 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You know what? Santos was pretty funny and was representative of the absurdity of our failing systems and the gullibility of the American people.

Also, I love the palpable irony of a member of Congress being expelled by other members of Congress for dishonesty and misrepresenting themselves.

Fuck it, him and pizza. He might have a few more laughs at his expense to give.

Also, I'm guessing McConnell didn't make the list because he's technically undead at this point.

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

No, Mitch McConnell is a turtle, we've been over this a number of times. Theylive to be like a 150 years old. But he might have another 100 years depending on the kind of turtle he is.

[-] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I've never thought that was fair to turtles.

They might be cold blooded, but they aren't that cold blooded.

[-] slingstone@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Until now, I liked turtles. Now, I'm not so sure.

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[-] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 60 points 5 months ago

If I'm being honest with myself, as much as I hate myself for saying it, it really depends on how "grateful" Boebert would be...

God I'm a terrible person.

[-] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 26 points 5 months ago

You can fix her

[-] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Then you start thinking, if I also save trump, am I more likely to receive a handjob in a theatre?

[-] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 6 points 5 months ago

yes, just ask trump to give you a handjob duh

[-] atomicorange@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

If you’ve got a pussy he gives those out for free. Whether you want them or not.

[-] DoomBot5@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Don't think it would take as much as a fire. Just take her to the movies.

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

When you're like "It must be an act, she can't be that crazy, right?" So you do it and then you realize that yeah, she's that crazy....

(But you still go back!)

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

She's going to shoot you in the dick and then tell all the country's untreated mentally ill that you're a pedophile.

[-] sebinspace@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

This is what I’m saying! She could have lived her life in blissful ignorance as a moderately successful MILF pornstar! But you wanted to feel power this year. So now you’re going to feel my power, as it surges from me through you from nostril to rectum now until the end of tiiiiiime. And that’s.. wazzup.

(if you get this reference please be my friend)

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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 52 points 5 months ago

I've been vegan for almost six years and I would still go for the beef tacos and pepperoni pizza. A week of explosive diarrhea is still better than the alternatives.

[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 17 points 5 months ago

The pizza and tacos will fuck you up but at least you'll enjoy them

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

You don't have to eat them, just save them from the fire.

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[-] sploosh@lemmy.world 47 points 5 months ago

I'd rescue pizza and tacos. If I could rescue three I would rescue pizza twice.

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

If I could only save 9 things I would have so many tacos and pizzas

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[-] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 35 points 5 months ago

Sorry, pizza and tacos, but I have to stay on guard to make sure the others don't escape.

[-] SpaceCadet@feddit.nl 30 points 5 months ago

Of course you save the pizza and tacos. The others can save themselves by pulling themselves out by the bootstraps.

[-] DarkDecay@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago

Lol even if I could save all of them I'd still only take the pizza and tacos

[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

I'd skip the saving and just spend my time kicking Trump in the balls.

[-] XEAL@lemm.ee 24 points 5 months ago

Can I move Trump closer to the flames?

[-] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 6 points 5 months ago

Only if you sacrifice both the pizza and the tacos.

[-] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

We can make another

[-] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 5 months ago

I'd sacrifice both food items to make sure the other fuckers die in the fire.

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[-] Sami_Uso@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

Anyone that isn't saving George Santos clearly doesn't find joy in life. That guy is unintentionally hilarious and it's easily the funniest story that we really didn't give enough credit to. I mean, for the memes alone I'm going Santos and Tacos

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago

Let's please not laugh Santos into the Whitehouse.

[-] Sami_Uso@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

At this point, I'm crossing my fingers for it. Santos coming out of nowhere to take the GOP nomination away from Trump would honestly be the best timeline. Somehow even with zero verifiable credentials I think we might be better off lmao

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[-] MimicJar@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

#3, the tacos and #9, the pizza.

#8 is actually Santos and he tried to fool me.

[-] NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

O I would rescue two humans. No one knows I have them after right? RIGHT??

[-] frezik@midwest.social 13 points 5 months ago

Those look like Pizza Hut and Taco Bell. Assuming that, I would still save the pizza and tacos.

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[-] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago

8 and 9.

I can listen to Santos weave tall tales about his life as I eat my pizza.

[-] donescobar@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

His days in Seal team 6 were pretty interesting

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[-] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Bruh

[-] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

Which do I love more: America, or having a mob boss owe me a favor?

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 15 points 5 months ago

I don’t see anyone up there that would honor a favor.

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[-] JayleneSlide@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Seriously, I'd pick any two of 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, or 9. Only so that I could have the satisfaction of running them back into the burning building.

[-] superterran@discuss.online 6 points 5 months ago

7 and 8, I don’t care how crazy she is

[-] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Your standards are absurdly low.

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[-] harry_balzac@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

I'm saving the pizza and Bobo the Clown. Imma turn her into a TikTok thot and make bank off incels.

[-] DessertStorms@kbin.social 9 points 5 months ago

I didn't know they gave Andrew Tate his internet access back.. 🤢

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[-] bobgray123987@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 5 months ago

The taco's and pizza never hurt anyone, or lied...I think the choice is clear.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Why save anyone? I don't want to be the next Henry Tandey.

[-] Xbeam@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

That's why you take the free food. Pizza and tacos for the rest of us.

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[-] recapitated@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Now let's do "Fuck, Marry, Kill" with the same group!

Edit: https://lemmy.world/post/10589759

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Wait, before I decide - how hot is the cheese on the pizza?

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