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[–] purahna@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That name is like if a US company that makes mayo called itself Wounded Knee or My Lai.

[–] AmarkuntheGatherer@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It would be if the US had stolen the recipe for mayonnaise from Lakota or Vietnamese people. The level of appropriation Israel commits to pretend to be indigenous is extraordinary.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Anglo Zionist be like "Oy bruv, dis 'ere hammus bin in moi famelee fa jenerayshuns yeah? Me mam use ta mayk i' in her ainshun homa tayl aveev bruv, we is injidinus ta tha levunt, ya feel me bruv?"

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 2 years ago

u wot m8, ill hook you in the hummus

[–] kig_v2@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 years ago

I wish everyone talked like this

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Is PepsiCo on the quest to obtain as many Israeli food companies as possible? They're in on Sodastream as well.

[–] cwtshycwtsh@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 2 years ago

Is this Hamas?

[–] CriticalResist8@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 2 years ago

I shall not.

[–] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 2 years ago

Is this one of those condemnents?

[–] NikkiB@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 2 years ago

Half a day later and I get the joke lmao

[–] SpaceDogs@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 2 years ago

Tastes great in a sandwich. I will be making homemade soon!

[–] davel@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 years ago

More for me then 🤤

[–] ComradeSalad@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I though that was grits and I got so confused.

[–] comradeRichard@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Ha! Found another cornbread commie 🫡

[–] Rasm635u@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Took me a moment before I understood the joke

[–] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

I wholeheartedly and without reservation condemn the oily pea paste. It can go where it belongs, right beside mayo and avocados, in ~~the garbage~~ someone else's kitchen.

[–] Red_Scare@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Mayo was a staple of Soviet cuisine, you could hardly find a salad without it, it was also a common ingredient in pies and even in sweet cakes.

Which you would've known had you been real KGB, western spy!

[–] voight@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

avocados??(??

[–] voight@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

what the fucm

[–] kig_v2@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Im some Dr. KGB but this is the worst thing i have ever read on this site, you just attacked 1/3 of my diet