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Fitbit Clock Face (programming.dev)
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[-] felbane@lemmy.world 180 points 5 months ago

I unironically love this and would use it as my watch face just to get a reaction from my coworkers. Link?

[-] Landless2029@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Yep. I switched. Doubt anyone will notice tho

[-] ironcrotch@aussie.zone 151 points 5 months ago

My god it’s all strings.

[-] petersr@lemmy.world 63 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Always has been

[-] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 5 months ago

not uncommon for data to be displayed on UI

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[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 114 points 5 months ago

This is a pinetime it looks like.

You should get one, open source and $30.

[-] ramsay@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Does it support the watch command?

user@watch:~ $ watch now

Otherwise, who knows when "now" was...

/s

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

Watches should be round IMO. I'm happy with my Samsung Watch 4 Classic.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago

Yeah, but square screens are way cheaper to procure and to program for, and every little helps in an open source project aiming for $30.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 5 months ago

honestly just depends on what kind of watchface you want, square is cheaper and in some ways more convenient so if you don't want an analog clockface there's no reason to bother

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[-] haui_lemmy@lemmy.giftedmc.com 13 points 5 months ago

Thanks for posting! I was looking at the pinephone esrlier but this would be an even better tinker device for me atm!

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 9 points 5 months ago

The pinephone is not really usable now. The pinetime is awesome though.

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[-] drndramrndra@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The stopwatch is only working while it's on the screen and the screen is active. Notifications stay there until you manually discard them. The heart rate sensor is a complete toy since you can only manually trigger it, and it took 2 years for the infinitime devs to read the sensor docs and realise their algorithm is bad. The step counter can only automatically sync, so when it fails to do so for half a day you need to walk around and shake your wrist while keeping you phone and watch screens active. And the list of fails continues beyond that.

On top of that it costs 65€ ($75) when ordering from the European warehouse, and they don't allow you to order from the main one because it would end up cheaper. Don't waste your money unless you need a reason to practice cpp.

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[-] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 112 points 5 months ago

Awful lot of strings that should have been integers. It is JavaScript, though, so I guess that tracks.

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[-] makuus@pawb.social 85 points 5 months ago

That’s something I think I’d like to use, but I don’t know if could get over the fact that neither the date nor the time are in ISO 8601 format.

[-] tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net 8 points 5 months ago

They should put it as Unix epoch instead!

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[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 59 points 5 months ago
[-] verstra@programming.dev 81 points 5 months ago

Please, dont joke with things like this. Someone might take you seriously...

[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 47 points 5 months ago
[-] space@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 5 months ago

Let's go back to binary blobs. Everything being xml and json is boring.

[-] bus_factor@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

I have just the thing for you! Ever heard of binary XML?

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[-] m12421k@iusearchlinux.fyi 46 points 5 months ago

here you dropped your whitespace 🤏

[-] TxzK@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

yaml sucks. I'd like a toml one

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 months ago

I exclusively use YATL: Yet Another TomL.

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[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 55 points 5 months ago

Everything's a string 😢

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[-] extratone@lemmy.world 54 points 5 months ago

Datestamp horror.

[-] ClamDrinker@lemmy.world 48 points 5 months ago

Finally. A human readable format. And pretty too.

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[-] Stoney_Logica1@lemmy.world 41 points 5 months ago

Hopefully that's not a resting heart rate.

[-] NightAuthor@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago

They’re just excited about posting this image online.

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[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago

Clocky McClockface

Use datatypes

[-] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 19 points 5 months ago

I've seen too many android devices with corrupt memory showing something like that to want it as a my watchface...

[-] Cwilliams@beehaw.org 17 points 5 months ago

If only fitness apis were actually that easy

[-] AnActOfCreation@programming.dev 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[-] aluminium@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

You can connect to a vscode server on a Galaxy Watch, just sayin'

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 5 months ago

You've got the hour hand and the minute hand… they're right there. What's wrong? /s

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