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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by Egon@hexbear.net to c/memes@hexbear.net
 

Fuck it have a tier list. I gotta say though I really disagree with the tier list, but I'm too lazy to make one for myself. Harry would definitely not be S tier, the fisher lady would be though. Super chill.

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[–] DiscoPosting@hexbear.net 30 points 8 months ago (2 children)

dubois-depressed — "I love pot. I can't get enough of the stuff."

evrart — The Union leader raises an eyebrow. "Oh, do you, Harry? Excellent! Truly wonderful. I'm certain you'll find many men in the Union who would share your moral position on drugs. Not that they use them, of course! It would be both illegal and extremely unprofessional to be under the influence of drugs at the worksite."

de-electrochemistry — He's lying. He doesn't know that you're cool, yet. Everybody lies to uncool people.

dubois-depressed — People don't think I'm cool?

de-electrochemistry — What? No, everybody thinks you're cool. But you're a cop, so he's expecting you to be a narc. Narcs aren't cool.

dubois-depressed — "So, you wouldn't mind if I...smoked in here, would you?"

evrart — "Actually, Harry, I would very much prefer if you didn't smoke anything in my office. It's my lungs, you see. Can't handle all of that second-hand stuff. It's nothing against you personally. You can step outside if you'd like to spark up." Evrart grins, tapping his fingers on a stack of papers. "Besides, there's still the matter of your missing gun to attend to."

de-authority [Hard: Success] — Nobody tells you what to do, least of all a civvie. It's time to show him what happens when someone refuses the request of a uniformed officer. You'll have to wait until he clocks out before you can strike, but he'll come back in the morning to the skunk-scent of a message.

New task: Smoke a blunt in Evrart's office

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

chefs-kiss
Though in my utopia harry and evrart smoke one together. I think evrart would be a fantastic pot-buddy. Horrible trip sitter tho

[–] EdelethStanAccount@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

you are a god

[–] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 29 points 8 months ago

cuno "CUNO DON'T BE SMOKIN THAT WEAK SHIT! CUNO IS TOO MAX TO SIT AND TALK! TOO BUSY WITH IMPORTANT SHIT!"

[–] Yurt_Owl@hexbear.net 28 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Fisher lady in C is a crime, most down to earth character in the entire game. Dice maker should be higher also

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Aand on the other end Kuno in S-tier is diabolical

[–] Yurt_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Actually i agree with Cuno being S tier. I'm a Cuno enjoyer

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

I enjoy cuno too, but that child would never adhere to puff puff pass

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think fisher lady might scold you for smoking tho

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I can easily see her smoking. She's chilling at the docks on one of the few nice evenings where the wind isn't blowing, the kids are tucked in, there's a nice bonfire going, the day tomorrow is looking to be easy... She could light one up. She's not a bonghead, she knows her limits and what's good for her, and she understands she has responsibilities so she can't let loose, but she can relax.

[–] GarfGirl@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

the-deserter is either S tier or in his own unique sub E tier or both at the same time

[–] kot@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You can discuss high-level Mazovian concepts with him, but he will randomly insult you and call you a liberal.

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 8 months ago

Which, inevitably, you are

[–] Kaputnik@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Cuno would get me too high and then tell me I was gonna feel like that forever

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

cuno — Too late, pig! That was Cuno’s forever weed brownie! You’re not fucking coming down!

de-electrochemistry [Easy: Success] — If it has any potency at all, it’s less than a sprinkle of catnip onto your tongue. Nowhere near the alleged “forever high”, sadly.

:CUNOESSE: — They’re gonna know! They’re gonna know that you’re fucking high!

[–] ikilledtheradiostar@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Where is my boi Evrart Claire

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 8 months ago

Listen, Harry.. I know how high you must feel right now. But you must understand that it's for the good of the movement, harry! We're going to space together

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

We're both missing from the list, yes we are, yes we are!

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

S-tier blunt smoker.
E-tier trip sitter

[–] CindyTheSkull@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

Can't believe I'm only one tier above that Ozonne wh*re! And here I was tryin' to be polite. Buzz off pigman. I'm all out of fuel oil anyway.

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

evrart "Harry, have a seat and smoke this green. You're damn right I'm up to something! I'm going to make you as high as a kite. That's my job. Just like yours is to keep the peace."

de-pain-threshold The chair you're sitting on has got the be the most uncomfortable chair in the world. It's violating your backside.

[–] has_com@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Cant believe the phasmid isnt on here

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 8 months ago

Phasmid already so high

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

The phasmid is the blunt

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Measurehead is objectively the best character and gets S tier for calling Harry a ham sandwich.

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

measurehead "MEASUREHEAD DOES NOT ABIDE BY THE WHIMS OF THE HAM SANDWICH, AL GUL OR THE FOUL HERB TABAC."

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Where's the

spoilermega-rich light bending guy?
He'd pay for everything, then pass out after his first toke. Plus, just imagine looking at...whatever that is while high, he'd be great.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Nah that guy reminds you the 100 réal is a loan. Hed count the amount of puffs everyone did and then ask for the exact amount of money that would equal

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 8 months ago

Oh yeah, probably. I'm assuming a best case scenario here really.

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

Cindy the Skull, Pissremoved, and Fuck the World in S tier all day