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[–] chaogomu@kbin.social 51 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I would do karaoke sober.

I mean, any of the times I've actually tried before I've been rather drunk, so much so that I was actually once escorted off-stage in the middle of a 2-minute song...

[–] aksdb@feddit.de 24 points 2 years ago

In the middle of what you believe was a two minute song.

[–] palordrolap@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

"The fact my shirt was off by the 15th second had no bearing whatsoever and the chicken dancing and armpit farting another 30 seconds later were totally unconnected. Dragged off for no reason. No reason!"

"Oh yeah, I was down to my underwear 90 seconds in and had begun trying to 'legpit fart!' during a musical break. Maybe that had something to do with it."

[–] Anbalsilfer@lemm.ee 46 points 2 years ago

Which is the main punchline: noone sober would want to do karaoke, or the mic was actually an alcometer in disguise?

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fuuuck they got me.

I'd never sing karoake, but there are somehow multiple videos out there of me singing karoake. It's really a mystery of how that happened, according to my memory...

Also, I wish I could blame AI.

[–] BassaForte@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Aaand that's why I don't drink.

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 2 years ago

Congratulations! Keep it going, friend

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 29 points 2 years ago

👮🏽‍♂️“Want to text your ex?”
🥴”Szurrre.”

[–] Drusas@kbin.social 23 points 2 years ago

Psh. You start sober. You end drunk with new best friends who will never drink sake with you again.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This comic is biased against people who are into cringe activities.

/s

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

My Filipina wife and her friends get into the tequila and it's on. The machine is 5' to my left and ready to go.

[–] Paradachshund 5 points 2 years ago

I don't drink and I still love karaoke