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a cum tribute, if you will

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Imagine finding a dead person and your first thought is "quick get his cum"

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Producers of machines for forced sperm extraction are finally like

stonks-up

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

it's a very concise video (as are all of his), but the syringe really undersells the whole prostate electro-stimming aspect of the procedure a bit

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Does it have a name like the Hannibal doctrine or iron sword? Operation Protective Surge? Operation Come Gather... idk, someone workshop this with me

[–] ProfessorAdonisCnut@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Operation Cum-Pit of Jericho

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

It's got to be really hamfisted in the naming. Lazarus Offspring Protocol or something like that.

Chromosome Utilization Mission ( C.U.M.) Force

Seed Shepherds

Genetic Rescue Squad

[–] Magician@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Operation Cumbo Drop

Operation White Rider

Operation White Swallow

Operation Nut Eater

Operation Ivory Poacher

[–] estii@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Graphite22@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Operation Lost Swimmer

Operation Goon Squad

Operation Sperm Whale

Operation Healthy Diet

Operation Overspill

Operation Nocturnal Mission? (got it from Wolfenstein 3-D)

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

~~The comically large syringe is funny, but the truth - shoving a taser up their asses to give them a prostate orgasm - is even funnier.~~

I looked it up, sorry, they indeed use comically large syringes.

Wait, can that work? sicko-beaming

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

MRW my balls get retrieved for my family after I get got by a 45 year old mechanic with a mac 10 nicholson-yes

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

This guys videos fucking rip

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Did they get his cum though?! 💉hamas-base

[–] Magician@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Who extracts the extractors?

[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

My heart goes out to all the IDF sperm they accidentally swallowed during recovery. rat-salute-2

[–] UltraGreen@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's this kind of in your face nazism that's so insane to see. 100% the Germans would have done this (maybe they did, I'm not a cum extraction aficionado) if they could.

[–] ProfessorAdonisCnut@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

They had all kinds of zany breeding program ideas, but freezing sperm wasn't technologically possible