a cum tribute, if you will
this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2024
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Imagine finding a dead person and your first thought is "quick get his cum"
Producers of machines for forced sperm extraction are finally like
it's a very concise video (as are all of his), but the syringe really undersells the whole prostate electro-stimming aspect of the procedure a bit
Does it have a name like the Hannibal doctrine or iron sword? Operation Protective Surge? Operation Come Gather... idk, someone workshop this with me
Operation Cum-Pit of Jericho
It's got to be really hamfisted in the naming. Lazarus Offspring Protocol or something like that.
Chromosome Utilization Mission ( C.U.M.) Force
Seed Shepherds
Genetic Rescue Squad
Operation Cumbo Drop
Operation White Rider
Operation White Swallow
Operation Nut Eater
Operation Ivory Poacher
Operation Collective Edge
Operation Lost Swimmer
Operation Goon Squad
Operation Sperm Whale
Operation Healthy Diet
Operation Overspill
Operation Nocturnal Mission? (got it from Wolfenstein 3-D)
~~The comically large syringe is funny, but the truth - shoving a taser up their asses to give them a prostate orgasm - is even funnier.~~
I looked it up, sorry, they indeed use comically large syringes.
Wait, can that work? 
MRW my balls get retrieved for my family after I get got by a 45 year old mechanic with a mac 10 
This guys videos fucking rip
Did they get his cum though?! 💉
Who extracts the extractors?
My heart goes out to all the IDF sperm they accidentally swallowed during recovery. 
It's this kind of in your face nazism that's so insane to see. 100% the Germans would have done this (maybe they did, I'm not a cum extraction aficionado) if they could.
They had all kinds of zany breeding program ideas, but freezing sperm wasn't technologically possible