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[–] pleb_maximus@feddit.de 49 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 10 points 7 months ago

A manly man

[–] Qkall@lemmy.ml 37 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

i took this personally, upvoted

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 35 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You guys in this thread are really making me feel better.

I always see myself as a dude who lost 70lbs then gained 70 and i hate it

But you know, I'm hairy and I got a gut, but so does that mother fucking gorilla and all you guys too.

I still wanna lose the weight again

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

You can do it. I believe in you. You can lose the weight and tear arms off if you put your mind to it.

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But can you rip a man's arm off with your bare hands like that gorilla?

Gorilla may be fat, but he jacked too.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Fudoshin@feddit.uk 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What film is this from? It's got David (Prometheus) and Magneto vibes but I don't recognise the scene.

[–] Moriarty@startrek.website 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Fudoshin@feddit.uk 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes I just found it. When shape-shifter-woman is shifting shapes. Thanks.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 months ago

This comment hurts me.

[–] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

Few posts make me feel seen like this one 😂

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 16 points 7 months ago

I almost thought it was me, but then I saw there were no shooter fingers or winking.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

How did you get this picture? Did you hide a camera in my bathroom?!?!

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 8 points 7 months ago

Clearly the camera is hidden - you do not see its reflection!

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 7 months ago

Damn I'm hot

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I've been bulking, this is accurate

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

It's hard. Walking now is harder. Not nearly a nimble as I was two years ago

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

If you're a dude and over 35 you look like this

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 14 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Sorry to break it to you but there are many dudes still in good shape after 35

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 points 7 months ago

I'm shitposting. Leave me alone.

[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 9 points 7 months ago

What other lies have I been told by the council??

[–] rifugee@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Blasphemy! How can you look at that perfect hairy specimen and not think that is a good shape?

[–] KevonLooney@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Or better yet, there are many dudes who look like a sack of crap but will absolutely destroy you at some athletic competition.

You will watch a dude twice your age whoop your ass at something, I guarantee it. And there will be nothing you can do about it. That 60 year old man is retired and has literally nothing else to do but practice. You came to have fun. This is his warmup.

[–] Llewellyn@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

Sir, this is Wendy's

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

How dare you. I'm not 35.

[–] itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

Sometimes, relating to a meme so deeply is troubling. Lol

[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 3 points 7 months ago

You're goddamn right I got that gorilla bod

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yep. Same pictures.

[–] CoffeeBreakfast@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

Reflection perfection