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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 54 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Are you suggesting my scrotum isn't cute?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 37 points 2 years ago

Better post a pic so we can judge

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yes.

Prove me wrong.

(Plz don’t actually.. I can’t handle that much awe in one lifetime)

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It looks like a severed tongue.

Ask me how I know.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

the cat told me, he's been very chatty since

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 6 points 2 years ago

He can't say

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Are you guys that smooth and hairless?

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 16 points 2 years ago

Oh yeah, gotta keep it dolphin-with-a-brazilian smooth. The trick is to skip the shaving, waxing and Nair style stuff. Just use a Zippo and burn the hairs off. Baby smooth in no time.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Never in my life have I ever seen a human scrotum look like that. Is that like hentai nutsack or something?

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Just too many smooth skin texture mods.

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago

You haven't looked at enough scrotums, get to work!

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Not very scrotum-like. But also not very heart-like.

[–] nyahlathotep@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

imo more scrote than heart

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Title of your autobiography!

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

I had a hair on my screen so I was convinced

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

To me that looks like pale mans lower back and ass

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 years ago

Claymation nudity strikes again!

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That barely looks like a heart on a good day.

[–] SpeakinTelnet@programming.dev 15 points 2 years ago

Getting closer to anatomically accurate hearts

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's a jackhammer-subtle way to say "I want my balls in your mouth".

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Paradachshund 10 points 2 years ago

It least it looks like the picture on the wrapper this time.

[–] Walop@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 years ago

So... It's historically accurate? The "heart" symbol doesn't really look like an actual heart and may have been modelled after a bum or a scrotum. Or the seed of a plant used as a contraceptive.

[–] Granixo@feddit.cl 7 points 2 years ago
[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Looks like Hank Hill's butt.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I saw a tongue.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

Awesome I can’t wait to get these on sale after Valentines

[–] kindenough@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

hehe, balls

[–] Ultragramps@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

o+<3<
So it’s not a heart?

[–] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 2 points 2 years ago

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[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 2 points 2 years ago

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[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee -3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Looks like early death from diabetes and heart disease.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's one candy. Yea if you eat them all the time it's an issue. But I can have a cookie or candy every once in awhile and it won't kill me anymore than anything else will.

[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago

Reese's has annual sales of over $2,000,000,000. There's no doubt they put many thousands of people in the ground every single year.