this post was submitted on 12 Feb 2024
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[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 62 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Really? Me? With boobs and all?

[–] miraclerandy@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yes, but there’s no promise they’ll be any better than the boobs you already have.

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's ok man, your boobs are still great

[–] variants@possumpat.io 3 points 1 year ago

But are they better than the cats boobs

[–] mariah@feddit.rocks 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How can they not be better than no boobs

[–] AtmaJnana@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It would be worse to have boobs that are trying to kill you with boob cancer.

[–] mariah@feddit.rocks 1 points 1 year ago

At least i die with boobs

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

The boobies add weight for an effective workout.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You could have them if you try

This skin suit ain't gonna sew itself

[–] Transtronaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

New gender goals just dropped.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

And shitting on the floor!

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm actually in bed and farting, thank you very much. One part of me is getting a work out at least.

[–] THEMASTERMIND@feddit.ch 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What powers this fart art? Shrooms, KFC or good ol taco bell.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well in truth, it has to do with four elements. You see, inside of each person exists the ability to master one of these elements or 'bend' them if you will...

[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

AWWWW YEAH NOW I KNOW WHY I CAN PEE FROM MY BUTT

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just don’t shit the bed ok?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] THEMASTERMIND@feddit.ch 7 points 1 year ago

But he is your adopted one who loved ypu like his own (insert sad backstory )

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That may be true, but I love you as if I were.

But….please stop wiping your ass with the bed sheets.

[–] archomrade@midwest.social 20 points 1 year ago

Instructions unclear, shit smeared on wall

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If I exercise, I won't be able to rest my phone on my gut.

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd rather be on the actual toilet instead of shitting my pants on an imaginary toilet.

[–] jettrscga@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Sir, for the 5th time you didn't have to shit your pants.

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 year ago

Who says I had to?

[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Is sitting against a wall exercising?

Edit: yes, yes it is. Ive just found a new lazy way to work out.

[–] powerofm@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

Well it might be called a wall "sit", but if you're doing it right then it's a pretty good core workout and you probably won't be able to do it for long

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don– Don't sit on the toilet rim... That's just... nasty. :{

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 1 year ago

Either way, I'm gonna be shitting.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I shit in a bowl. not on the wall!

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

You ain't have to call me out like that

[–] lefaucet@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago

Feels good to be seen.

[–] JustMy2c@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago