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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Taking basement design to a whole 'nother level (lemm.ee)

submitted 10 months ago by Kittybeer@lemm.ee to c/badrealestate@feddit.uk

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A six million dollar bunker to survive the apocalypse in...Las Vegas. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3970-Spencer-St-Las-Vegas-NV-89119/7092102_zpid/

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[–] SubsAndDubs@lemmy.world 118 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This isn't bad real estate, this is badass real estate

[–] cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 months ago

I don't know if I'd want to live there, but I kind of like the aesthetic.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 89 points 10 months ago (3 children)

They succeeded in making a real life scene that looks like it was rendered by a PlayStation 1 in 1997

[–] cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Haha, yeah, looks like they found Don Corneo's new lair.

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[–] Skyler@kbin.social 47 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The fake outside has such a postapocalyptic feel to it.

[–] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I don't know when this place was built but, this exact theme is literally in Fallout 76. An underground shelter made to look like outside so that if they spend long times in the shelter they don't go stir crazy.

[–] some_guy@kbin.social 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I don’t know when Fallout 76 was written but, this exact theme is literally in Blast From the Past. An underground shelter made to look like outside so that if they spend long times in the shelter they don’t go stir crazy.

[–] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fallout 76 is a video game from 2018, and certainly got its idea from Blast From the Past.

Kids these days just don't know that gem of a movie exists.

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[–] mayonaise_met@feddit.nl 3 points 10 months ago

True, but if there will ever be somewhat affordable fake windows that are nearly indistinguishable from real windows, my office is getting that late spring afternoon on Santorini vibe.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago

This transcends tacky and loops back around to cool.

Twice.

[–] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

that's fucking hideous i love it

[–] sab@kbin.social 9 points 10 months ago

A luxury bunker is so wonderfully late stage capitalism.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

I knew what this was before I even expanded the thumbnail. That whole pace is crazy. I wonder if the movie Blast from the Past was based on it or if it was just a coincidence?

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@feddit.uk 24 points 10 months ago

I love it

[–] netburnr@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of Blast from the Past

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0124298/

[–] nueonetwo@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago

Exactly what I was thinking. That movie is a gem, watched it last a year ago with my brother.

[–] Neato@kbin.social 15 points 10 months ago

I love this. Look at the ceiling: tons of vents so it'll be nice and cool. I don't need the pole but it's really getting its aesthetic right.

[–] HellAwaits@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

ngl, the only thing I hate about it is the stripper pole and the disco ball.

[–] dingdongmetacarples@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

That's a load bearing stripper pole!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

This is only bad if the bad is followed by an ass. Badass.

Well... The dancing pole is kinda tacky. Replace that whole thing and the wooden stage with a hot tub 😃

[–] imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

You need ways to exercise in the apocalypse

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

It’s a “support beam” /s

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 10 months ago

"Supported my daughter all the way to college."

[–] clearedtoland@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

That timeless Vegas casino aesthetic

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Imagine having the whole world to survive the apocalypse and choosing Vegas

[–] persolb@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago

Someone played too much Fallout New Vegas.

(it isn’t possible to play too much FO:NV. That game is a masterpiece)

[–] norbert@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Gotta be someone who lived/worked in the area and wanted a hidey-hole. You could wait out the initial chaos for however long it took (1 year? 5? 10?) before you came out and headed to your second, longer term spot up the Rocky mountains or whatever. When you have the money for a $5m bunker it just all becomes logistics of prepping and storage.

After TEOTWAWKI Vegas will probably empty out pretty quick without power or irrigation, it might be a nice safe spot to ride it out if you're prepared for it.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 11 points 10 months ago

I love having the porch in the basement.

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

This is incredible

[–] itsyourmom@artemis.camp 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Comes complete with a stripper pole…. BYOS… (bring your own strippers) ofc!

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 11 points 10 months ago

It's Vegas, they're probably easier to find than fruit and vegetables.

[–] itsyourmom@artemis.camp 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

“4 Attached garage spaces”

? The rest I get… but attached 4 car garage… underground?

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

There's a whole house above ground that this is built under.

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 4 points 10 months ago

It connects to the post apocalyptic tunnel transportation network

[–] Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.tf 6 points 10 months ago

That hardwood spot would be brilliant to practice on! We built a small stage in our basement when I was still dancing

[–] PostalDude@exploding-heads.com 5 points 10 months ago

Taking hotline Miami to the next level

[–] Disgustoid@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why does the wall on right side look like an old Burger King?

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Because it's a older ranch style home underground. Think blast from the past.

[–] pizza-bagel@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

That rock grill has 1994 Flintstones vibes and I am here for it. Put it in my house

[–] itsyourmom@artemis.camp 5 points 10 months ago

*I’m totally not bookmarking this address for future reference * 😉 for if ever the apocalypse happens

[–] Hank@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you hope for a nuclear winter.

[–] gk99@beehaw.org 4 points 10 months ago

The funny thing about this is the assumption that land ownership matters in the event of the apocalypse. Having your fancy bunker location public is probably the wrong thing to do.