this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2024
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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 62 points 9 months ago (3 children)

posts literal pictures of shit

[–] PakledBrain@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago

programs literal shit to be mailed to physical address of each user that views post

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 12 points 9 months ago

Two pictures of shit?

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Agenda and political posting?

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 2 points 9 months ago

H-hey now, let's not go that low!? :-P

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Mod note: Please don't post literal pictures of shit.

[–] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 2 points 9 months ago

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[–] xkbx@startrek.website 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The shitpost is also cursed

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] stephan262@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But it comes with your choice of meme.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] jawa21@startrek.website 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But the cropping makes it almost unusable.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] XEAL@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

Can I go now?

[–] elvith@feddit.de 26 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I haven't posted in 3 days. What do I have to do to not shit for 3 days? No questions asked!

[–] PixellatedDave@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I wish I could go 3 days without a shit. IBS ... go for the wee and stay for the crap!

[–] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

go for a pump, and stay for the dump!

[–] nul@programming.dev 3 points 9 months ago

If you're shitting for 3 days, there are some questions which need to be asked.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

To start, stop eating Taco Bell 3 times a day...

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 26 points 9 months ago

Listen here, fucko...

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago
[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Do we have a high quality gifs department in Lemmy?

[–] jawa21@startrek.website 3 points 9 months ago

There is a community, but it isn't open for whatever reason. I check every now and again.

[–] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

liking lemmy a lot, but I do miss those HQG

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Same. Was one of my fav subs.

[–] TheFerrango@lemmy.basedcount.com 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They’re short circuited inside

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

Yeah, that's a good point - it's not like this switch changes anything in a circuit...

Hell, it's probably hot glued in place

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

A shit post can also be a shitpost.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago
[–] YeetPics@mander.xyz 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

yogthos@lemmy.ml

Taking a proper gander at your propaganda, homie ;)