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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 59 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I'll be real man my rants about leftist politics are not getting me laid

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 38 points 7 months ago

obama-spike

"Those ethereal bisexuals and long legged socialists are tough nuts to crack"

[–] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Rants: no

Generally being involved with leftist activism: yes

But sharkfucker... you're looking in the wrong place anyway. Have you tried throwing chum into the ocean? I hear sharks love chum.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 13 points 7 months ago

I'm looking for a rare land shark at the moment. They're quite elusive

[–] Comradesexual@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 7 months ago

Whenever I ask a man if he's a communist and he says no, I proceed not to have sex with him. I think if they said yes, they'd get laid.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 51 points 7 months ago
[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 29 points 7 months ago
[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's funny because when I got in to communism it was more like, "You're telling me I don't have to fuck and I just get to read books? Sign me up!"

[–] pmarcilus@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 7 months ago

Reject reproduction, embrace the theories

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

Well communism did get him laid, twice

Better yet, I'll find a Communist to sleep with so that I don't have to read theory. They'll just read it to me as a bed time story right?

[–] Raebxeh@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

I heard his nephew was named Karl

[–] TimeTravel_0@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

Does listeing to s4a while I play beamng count as reading theory?

Tried just reading theory undistracted on a my old kindle but I bounced off it.

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 1 points 7 months ago

Marx only wrote it to get laid, so you have that in common