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They're the same picture (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
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[–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 195 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That might be the funniest Sarah Silverman but I have ever seen

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 78 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You saw her butt?

[–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lol. It was supposed to be bit, but i am leaving it.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Are you Matt Damon by any chance?

[–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago

You can’t force me to pick a name

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 2 years ago

Why, are they fucking? Oh oh, Jimmy won't like that...

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I guarantee if you did see Sarah Silverman's butt it would be the funniest butt you've ever seen

[–] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 59 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I feel like she's one of the few comedians left who could get away with joking like this. It's glorious.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 2 years ago

she is honest and real so she can do this because if she does, its done with the touch of someone who is a master at their craft

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[–] PeckerBrown@lemmy.world 64 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

That was the most hilarious social commentary I think I've read in a long time, and the most biting.

IMO. YMMV.

[–] Smc87@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

FTP.

[–] Neon@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago (3 children)

File Transfer Protocol?

[–] Smc87@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Yes, it’s all I know

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Lemmy is grand because of the distinct ambiguity between "file transfer protocol" and "fuck the police" that you only see in a place like this

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[–] DrMango@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Functional Threshold Power

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Free The Penis.

[–] ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

ACAB.

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

ABCDEFG.

[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

HIJKLMNOP

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wrong it's H I J K LMNOP

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

eleminohpee

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

ABRA CADABRA

[–] themachine@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Fuck the Packers!

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Is this the actor from Silicon Valley?

[–] zaphod@feddit.de 60 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (8 children)

First is that guy from Silicon Valley, second one is that dude from The Big Bang Theory and the third was in Van Wilder. No idea who the fourth is though.

[–] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 48 points 2 years ago (2 children)

How dare you say guy from van wilder when referring to Kumar of Harold&Kumar!

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

For real. Gotta go with the oldest reference possible. Coulda said House as well.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Was going to say wasn’t that the same guy from house, but then I thought I was just doing what they are accusing people of.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You may also know him from the Obama administration

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[–] jonc211@programming.dev 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The third dude was Kumar from the Harold & Kumar movies too

[–] dulce_3t_decorum_3st@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And he was in House M.D.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

He also worked in the Obama administration for the Office of Public Engagement.

[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Seems like kind of a groupie. I bet she's fucking Matt Damon.

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Fourth is the dude from the Sarah Silverman Program.

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[–] lagomorphlecture@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

She's from an episode of Star Trek Voyager.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The one where she tried to bang her great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandson, Tom Paris?

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 7 points 2 years ago

She's a very caucasian-looking man.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Third one is also the guy from Harold and Kumar 2.

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[–] Spaceinv8er@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

Na it's the actor from Super Troopers and Beerfest

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 18 points 2 years ago

Well personally I've never seen all three of them in the same show so... Explain that

[–] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago

I never knew Dr. K had it in him

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

she knows what's up

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Very odd.

[–] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Typical out of touch white woman response. Is Sarah Silverman a Karen? Who knew? /s

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 2 years ago

Fisher Stevens: Yeah, I hate when that happens.

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