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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 98 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

The same bull logo in the original image inverted. Upside-down, it does indeed look like a robot violating a crab.

Just to save folks from having to google for it like I just did.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Looks like the crab is pleasuring the robot to me.

Full on rodick to crabmouth. I bet there's foam and everything.

[–] nomous@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

It's a crab with a fancy haircut putting in work.

[–] stepanzak@iusearchlinux.fyi 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why not? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

roko's basilisk is the fear of god rebranded for a wider audience

Joke's on the Basilisk, I'm into that shit

That's what she said.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I've never felt more powerful browsing on my phone.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Eventually this will be a issue as we evolve into crabs

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Looks like he has crabs

[–] TwanHE@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bruh, just turn your phone or ctrl + alt + arrow on windows. For Linux idk if there is a common shortcut someone can fill me in there.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yeah, I was on Linux at the time, and I'm pretty sure the answer to how you'd go about flipping your display is "it depends how your graphical setup is set up. On KDE, you do XYZ in settings. In Gnome you do ABC in settings. In Cinnamon you do MNO in settings. If you're using a more minimal WM on X11, you type xrandr *something something* in a terminal. If you're using a Wayland compositor it depends which compositor. On Sway you'd do swaymsg *something something*." Etc.

(Not that I couldn't have done it for my specific setup without too much effort, but surely there's a good portion of users out there who weren't using phones or tablets and had setups where they didn't know off the top of their heads how to rotate their screen in software.)

[–] TwanHE@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

At that point id just sit upside down in my chair. Never used any graphical interface for my Linux needs so didn't account for those difficulties.

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The hero we knew we didn’t need. Thanks

[–] Daerun@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ummmm, I see a robot reading a book on a designer table😇

[–] PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh you sweet summer child….

[–] nomous@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

It's a book about fucking crabs.

[–] darthsid@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

For a shitpost this is quality

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a robot reading a book!

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago

Yes, while on a whore's back.

[–] DannyMac@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

That's great. Also, the Kentucky Wildcats' logo looks like two birds fucking.

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Dammit these upside-down sport team logos are making me horny for robots & birds.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 year ago
[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Damn. Now it's that forever I guess.

... From a certain point of view.

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago
[–] nfsu2@feddit.cl 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Haha, silly, crabs don't have souls...

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Them crab cheeks is THICC

[–] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I do not fear the backside as you do!!

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Damn, so its a "Head" Crab?

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Naw this ain't holy

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

At least the robot looks like they regret their actions.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Damnit. I just got my family crest tattoo. Now I'll think of this.

Bull tat

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where is the bull image from?

[–] PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Chicago Bulls basketball team logo.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago
[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I'm from Chicago and thanks.

[–] Servusla@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Wumpus be wildin

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago