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[–] box464@kbin.social 81 points 8 months ago (6 children)

I grew up in a very rural area of the southern U.S. back in the 80s. The internet wasn't quite a thing yet, so my window to the world outside my small town was our mailbox, located at Rural Route Box 464. I had pen pal letters, catalogs, magazines and comic books delivered in the mail and it was pure joy to run down the dusty road and check for something new every day.

The internet became my new window to the world, so it just seemed natural to use "Box464" as my address. Even got the domain!

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 19 points 8 months ago

Everyone have super random username but this warm my heart 😊

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[–] Nobody@lemmy.world 34 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I blinded a cyclops and got stuck with it.

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[–] ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 8 months ago (6 children)
[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.world 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

6 years ago someone submitted a contact us form with the name Fuckwit McBumcrumble at work and we found it really funny.

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[–] treechicken@lemmy.world 26 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Biology teacher in HS mentioned off-hand that apparently chickens can climb trees. I searched for images online, thought they were funny, and made it my handle.

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[–] jeena@jemmy.jeena.net 24 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I was a DJ in the 90ies and needed a DJ name. I was looking for one and when I was on my way to Berlin for the Love Parade by train - already half drunk. And the we stopped in the city Jena, in the part Paradies, so the sign Spain "Jena Paradies" and I thought it was the perfect name for me as a DJ.

Then I added another e and dropped the "last name" part and here we are with "Jeena"

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[–] TheSpermWhale@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Well, let me tell you a little story

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea…

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[–] MoreOrLess@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I can't deal with absolutes

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[–] thb_tx@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

When ICQ was new, I met a girl online that went by Tina. Cute blonde with a gap in her front teeth. She and I would video chat all day while I worked. Many NSFW video chats from her side.

She named me Tina's Horny Boyfriend. And I lived in Texas.

Sadly, we never met and I lost track of her.

[–] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

We chat online for like 2 hours a day, so I guess you can say things are getting pretty serious.

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[–] SGG@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I typed it in. Lemmy said it was available.

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[–] wookiee@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] TheWoozy@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

Well said, fur ball.

[–] HotDogFingies@kbin.social 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] vynlwombat@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I had a screensaver in the late 90's that made random but grammatically correct sentences. One sentence said "I once was a vinyl wombat"

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[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

We are a small clique of kobolds who share a Lemmy account in real life. It seemed appropriate.

[–] jerome@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)
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[–] otter@lemmy.ca 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I like sea otters. I've spotted them in the water once or twice

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 14 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I take pictures and I fart

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[–] iturnedintoanewt@lemm.ee 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Well....

Edit: seems my gif doesn't load?

Edit2:Thanks!

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago

You need an exclamation point at the front, and no spaces in the brackets. Like this:
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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] hiramfromthechi@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago (4 children)

My name's Hiram. I was born in Chihuahua, and raised in Chicago.

Both are home, and both start with "Chi."

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[–] Truffle@lemmy.ml 13 points 8 months ago

Back when chatrooms were a thing, me as an edgy teenager, wanted something that I thought made me appear dark and mysterious so I chose Der teufel (the devil) as my handle. Most people couldn't read it properly and called me Truffle instead and I embraced it happily.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

24 years ago my dad asked me what I wanted my username to be and I was struggling and he said β€œhurry up or I’ll pick something silly like prettybunnys” and type it in and I said β€œok”.

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[–] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

Came to me in a dream

[–] AccountMaker@slrpnk.net 12 points 8 months ago

I made an account

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Someone else took Karl first

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[–] RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works 12 points 8 months ago

For some reason, it wasn't taken. Some people are just lucky, I guess.

[–] BakugoSlutCumGuzzler@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (4 children)
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[–] souperk@reddthat.com 11 points 8 months ago (3 children)

My name is kostas, I was 6 years old, and I didn't know how super was spelled.

20 years I wear that spelling mistake as a badge of honour!

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[–] ThePancake@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

Because breakfast is the most important meal.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

I was a bookish child and my mother used to take me to the local library weekly. On the way to the children's section I had to pass the large print shelf. There was always this one hardback book there, The Spitting Image. It had a bizarre looking gargoyle on the cover and I used to look away so I wouldn't have nightmares about it, but peek at it between my fingers. Every week for years the spitting image would watch me run past it to the Tintin books. Eventually I lost my fear and I could look it straight in the face. It was a goofy thing, nothing like as sinister as I first thought.

Once upon a time the world was a magical place and I used to invent my own rituals as protection.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

Character in the world I made up when I was a kid

[–] programmer@programming.dev 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] LopensLeftArm@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Mine's a Stormlight Archive reference

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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

Apathy during the reddit drama

[–] excitingburp@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

It was random username that Crunchyroll generated for me. I liked the absurdity of it.

[–] Microplasticbrain@lemm.ee 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I got plastic in my brain 🧠

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[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 9 points 8 months ago

I like crab and i'm easily annoyed.

[–] Betch@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

I change usernames every couple years. Betch is just something a couple of my friends started calling me a while ago. It basically became my name until I found something I liked to replace my deadname and it also became my new online identity.

[–] RememberTheApollo@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Because Reddit is run by morons.

[–] Sombyr@lemmy.zip 9 points 8 months ago

Trans, wasn't ready to use my new name IRL, or come out to anybody, so I took the word "Somber" and shoved a Y in it because it makes it really similar to my chosen name, so I could feel like I was being called my preferred name every time somebody said it.

Now that I'm this far into my transition it's nothing but a relic, but I like the username anyway.

I casted spells

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