Fuck, i Last played Rinworld, so all of the warcrimes

For hacking every server in the world and making quadrillions

lol

~~Arrested~~ Placed into a mental institution* for the psychopathic / sociopathic actions that boiled down to killing everyone and everything, everywhere, using every weapon accessible. They were all evil.

I am the Postal dude.

Illegal possession of firearms and terrorism

Genocide of millions of creatures. (Vampire Survivors)

Robbing a stagecoach.

Dog fighting

Assult with attempted murder. Pondering the orb. Casting spells. (We love them) (YOMI Hustle)

Fighting with flying robots who are protecting supposedly scarce and valuable resources that are in fact not worth a dime, restore after a few minutes and are only needed for quests

Dunno if genocides are punished in hell. I dont think theres someone in there to arrest me anyway

Unlawful tampering with the timeline and a couple counts of deicide. (Last Epoch)

Um mass murder, theft, paying prostitutes. Kcd

Depending on ones political alignment, either

Alcoholism and drug abuse during work hours

or

Cultural genocide against indigenous people

Destroying thousands of members of an alian distributed robotic lifeform.

(The Invincible)

Sending trained monkeys to murder scores of balloons.

Drowning weirdos and children (Nami in LoL)

Filling my o2 tanks, taking out the trash, and monitoring a tree’s nutrient levels. With a headless dead guy in the middle of the floor the whole time. Only reporting the dead guy afterwards unless someone walks in on me doing so first.

My normal co-workers will even vouch that I do that kind of thing regularly so it’s not even suspicious. It’s just me being weird.

… I’ll be getting the death sentence for that eventually.

I'm not sure if this is illegal but I bought every available feather on the market and resold it for 150%.