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Dispensing Freedom.

Id get a medal for defending democracy.

Building without a permit

Having six throwing stars and a shitload of buffs... as a potato

Public inebriation, disturbing the peace

(Rock and Stone ⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️)

Democracy (it was helldivers)

Arson, murder, murder, murder, vigilantism, murder, arson, environmental damage, arson, murder, possible war crimes (Fallout 76 doesn't really have laws I suppose), murder...

Having eleven kings in one poker hand.

Abandoning my post in defense of Super Earth. I am sorry, Democracy.

I didn't get arrested, because I suffer from a knee injury and my adventures have ended

Supporting democracy!

Falcon punching Pikachu.

Climbing a mountain but dying too much along the way. Like a little too much.

Tax Fraud.

Unlicensed space travel

Unauthorized orbital rocket launches.

Capturing and enslaving weird magic animals

Loving Managed Democracy too hard

Rotting in a Shinra prison for bombing a Mako reactor. In my defense, the new explosion graphics were great.

Possession of psychite with intention to distribute

and like, at least 3 or 4 warcrimes, but whose counting

Using obscene amounts of violence to protect freedom and democracy across the galaxy.

Gambling fraud. I keep playing 5 of a kind Flush in Balanto and it keeps working!

Failing to properly evacuate the city during a Tsunami because its easier just to clean up afterwards (Cities Skylines).

Murdering tens of thousands of natives in North America to build plantations to make money to build factories in England.

I think this is the kind of violence history books often frame as the "unfortunate side of progress", so I guess it's okay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

PC: Politely asking for and engaging in street fights with random strangers.

Mobile: Baking cookies

Web: Making paperclips

Forcing thousands of grandmother's into endless work. Destroying ecosystems. Ravaging planets. Ending light itself. Enslaving Gods. And eliminating every parallel world in existence. All to make cookies. More and more. On and on and on. Universes of cookies more numerous than atoms in the cosmos.

But I'm almost done.

Forcing a dragon to fuck a bear?

Driving a giant tractor with a trailer full of soybeans the wrong way around a roundabout to deliver the soybeans to the grocery store.

Genocide

I guess I'll be getting arrested for helping people build a village.

Disregarding all Osha violations, colonizing a planet and killing all natural life.

damm I love factorio

Stealing villager's beds.

Throwing a stick of dynamite into the middle of a kkk meeting outside of Rhodes. Sorry, not sorry.

Been playing Dorfromantik so building quaint, idyllic villages with expansive forests and streams.

Being too homosexual.

FFXIV

Crushing LEGO villains and collecting silver, gold, and purple studs.

Idk...Being a good lawyer? I was just playing The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles

Destroying a planet solely to exterminate an invasive species in order to thwart the plans of a space pirate organization who were planning on leveraging the powers of said invasive species for nefarious purposes.

At least I saved the animals.

Driving a Trabant through the desert. Occasionally shooting rabid bunnies.

Going a-víking and dismembering "a few" Englishmen...

Mass murdering animals.

Doing 95mp/h in a semi down the shoulder of a highway in Colorado.