I am getting called a hero! Other than that orbital strike I called down on my entire squad….

Shooting myself in the head with a very realistic looking toy gun-- repeatedly (?)

Trespassing - have to catch that pokemon for Pokemon Go.

Violation of aviation laws, murder, unlicenced posession of high explosives, and initiation of murderous chicken attacks. (TOTK)

Sonic Adventure

• property damage
• animal abduction
• petty theft
• fishing without a license
• treasure hunting without a license.

not slaying the princess I guess.

Driving my rocket powered car into someone so they explode. What a save.

removing the stairs on the pool, and let my sims cant get ou tof the pool till they die (the sims)

Nothing because no one's alive anymore - gtfo Animal abuse and slavery - Palworld

Digging out of the holy mountain. Not much of an arrest tho, Steve has orders to shoot on sight

I don't know... Majonging?

Building code violations (Minecraft)

Aggressively realistic HEMA reenactments

Punching trees

Inappropriate construction of a factory.

(Satisfactory)

Blasting a bunch of bad guys in Rainbow 6: SMOL…

Unlawful harvesting of jellyfish? Dave the Diver.

Stopping some guys who are Definitely Not Team Rocket from harassing and capturing some creatures that are Definitely Not Pokemon.

Shooting people with ink until they explode violently

Guilty of killing a prince that had become to become a giant toad due to a curse.

(Witcher 3)

Highly unsafe shipbuilding practices (Spiritfarer)

Time travel and monster slaying? Also, staging a coup against the immortal emperor.

Do porn games on an old android count?

Vehicular manslaughter, hit and run, and god only knows how many illegal car modifications

Either terrorism or impersonating a counter terrorism officer

I haven't played any games for quite a while. I don't remember...

reckless driving

Murder of two mercenary teams using arrow carts, balistas and magic weapons while they siege my castle with catapults and trebuchets (World vs World mode of Guild Wars 2).

Various Building code violations, possession of dangerous chemicals, Code violations concerning nuclear reactors, unauthorized mining. Possibly poaching wildlife. Minecraft: All The Mods 9. I'm not very far into it yet, so there's probably a lot of stuff coming on top of that soon.

Throwing darts at balloons

Growing produce and processing various materials down into oxygen.

Heresy. Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader.

Solving puzzles as a robot (Talos Principle 2). That's probably illegal in Alabama (using your brain and not having a human body).

Using remote control toy cars to crush children’s dreams. And being bad at Karaoke.

I beat up a gang of criminals as twinkified pinnoccio

Throwing bombs from my go-cart at other people on go-carts does sound rather reckless!

Repeatedly murdering the same small group of heroic individuals on ritual meat hooks at the direction of an eldritch being

Obliterating the natural resources of a small island for a couple of golden walnuts

Driving my mostly broken car badly as the door pops open when I shift into drive.

Aiding a cartel in smuggling illicit goods

Sneaking into a hotel room to steal cutting edge military tech with a terrorist conscious locked inside of it from the rebellious son of a CEO who had already stolen it from his own father's company to sell to his fathers competitors..

...also I was wrongfully accused of the resulting patricide when the CEO confronted his son regarding the stolen tech.

Building without a permit