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I'm not getting arrested. The cops will be converted to my religion, and I'll make them have sex in tents to create eggs.

Meandering about and pestering people with questions while having an internal dialogue with personified concepts.

The Queen's impatience.

Working with terrorists to blow up the main sources of power for the worlds largest city.

Animal Homicide (Hundreds of cases) and Cockfighting

Building an army of futuristic battle robots and an artillery cannon and shooting a likewise enemy army to smithereens

@nifty Building a base on an uninhabited planet without a permit.

Robbing a stagecoach.

Imprisoning and enslaving animals to fight for my own amusement

Defending a log cabin from monstrous cannibals with my friends on a remote island we explore with highly unsafe electric monowheels.

Zombie genocide.

just walking from michel delving to celondim

Blasting bad guys and their bosses to bits in my trusty starfighter.

Trying to prevent fires in Shoshone.

To be honest, I'm not sure, maybe trespassing or maybe tax evasion if the player is a citizen of some country?

Use of all the drugs, soliciting prostitutes, & weapons charge for everything from machineguns to nuclear weapons.

vampirsm

Breaking out of the family home with a big hammer and a box of animal pairs

Crimes against humanity

CK3 after the end mod

Arrested for storming Washington in the name of Father Franklin

...subverting human civilisation to employ post-singularity femtotechnology in the conversion of all matter throughout observable universe into paperclips...

Squatting - Nightingale

Saving the planet

Debt because of gambling (Balatro)

Crushing the enemies of my beloved Emperor. Ending the lives of mutants, heretics, and aliens, one ship at a time.

The emperor protects, heretic.

Unlawful tampering with the timeline and a couple counts of deicide. (Last Epoch)

lol

~~Arrested~~ Placed into a mental institution* for the psychopathic / sociopathic actions that boiled down to killing everyone and everything, everywhere, using every weapon accessible. They were all evil.

I am the Postal dude.

I'm locked up for invading north Korea with high tech supersuits and killing tons of soldiers.

Making thumbnail images