I'm not getting arrested. The cops will be converted to my religion, and I'll make them have sex in tents to create eggs.
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Meandering about and pestering people with questions while having an internal dialogue with personified concepts.
The Queen's impatience.
Working with terrorists to blow up the main sources of power for the worlds largest city.
Animal Homicide (Hundreds of cases) and Cockfighting
Building an army of futuristic battle robots and an artillery cannon and shooting a likewise enemy army to smithereens
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Robbing a stagecoach.
Imprisoning and enslaving animals to fight for my own amusement
Defending a log cabin from monstrous cannibals with my friends on a remote island we explore with highly unsafe electric monowheels.
Zombie genocide.
just walking from michel delving to celondim
Blasting bad guys and their bosses to bits in my trusty starfighter.
Trying to prevent fires in Shoshone.
To be honest, I'm not sure, maybe trespassing or maybe tax evasion if the player is a citizen of some country?
Use of all the drugs, soliciting prostitutes, & weapons charge for everything from machineguns to nuclear weapons.
vampirsm
Breaking out of the family home with a big hammer and a box of animal pairs
Crimes against humanity
Be more specific, maybe some of those crimes aren't considered crimes against humanity
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CK3 after the end mod
Arrested for storming Washington in the name of Father Franklin
...subverting human civilisation to employ post-singularity femtotechnology in the conversion of all matter throughout observable universe into paperclips...
Squatting - Nightingale
Saving the planet
Debt because of gambling (Balatro)
Crushing the enemies of my beloved Emperor. Ending the lives of mutants, heretics, and aliens, one ship at a time.
The emperor protects, heretic.
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Unlawful tampering with the timeline and a couple counts of deicide. (Last Epoch)
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lol
~~Arrested~~ Placed into a mental institution* for the psychopathic / sociopathic actions that boiled down to killing everyone and everything, everywhere, using every weapon accessible. They were all evil.
I am the Postal dude.
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I'm locked up for invading north Korea with high tech supersuits and killing tons of soldiers.
game:
Crysis
Making thumbnail images