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[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago

im fed up with that bullshit

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago

I'm fed on beans

[–] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

We just talked in the Langley breakroom. Come on.

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago

uhhhh... my handler is telling me that i'm supposed to tell you no

[–] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago

I wish I had benefits and retirement.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 8 months ago

No, I'm Wesker.

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago

I don't have to tell you that, actually.

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

*latest fad kelly

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

i'm obese, so yes

[–] ColonelKataffy@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago
[–] HelltakerHomosexual@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

i fucked your mom

[–] johnmccainstumor@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

Assume everyone is even if told otherwise including yourself

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

I am fed yea. Fed up with all these fuckin liberals michael-laugh

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

whaaaat? nooooooooo!! of course not!! haha you're so silly and ask such quirky questions haha never ask me anything again.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

Of course im not. rust-darkness

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

At least I'm not 'fed'dy fazbear. Because… this one kid… became Feddy fi-Feddy five bear- after- this guy William Afton MURDER him. RAAGH! And like… five other kids. He murdered-he murdered feddy fivebears, bonnie the bonniebun, chika the kitchen, foxy the- fox pirate, ROAR. And… yellow feddy fivebears because-cause W-william afton was PURPLE, but he was also YELLOW, so he-he MURDERED the y-yellow bear but also brown feddy fivebear. And that’s why if your a Feddy Fazbear is bad cause you in the suit cause the bodies are stuffed in the suits that’s what William Afton did, cause he was weird.

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

i have a price

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

Lisa: Mom! Dad! Bart's fed!

Bart: Fed up of how this country is run!

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

Youre a fed

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

No, I'm a reclusive author.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

I got offered the Reddit IPO....so sicko-gay

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

Idk probably