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[–] Tenthrow@lemmy.world 67 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I love how the guy making this joke can’t bring themselves to commit to the bit.

[–] simple@lemm.ee 52 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Guaranteed he put one drop of ketchup just for the meme then panicked and carefully removed it with tissue paper. Good sushi isn't cheap, man.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

No reason to think that is good sushi though

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[–] Entropy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I've never been so offended in my life. This is fucking blasphemy.

[–] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Watch me put pineapple on that, to prove you wrong.

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[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

To be fair, ketchup is mostly sugar and vinegar. Sushi already has vinegar in it and the sauce already on there is presumably something like teriyaki - which is also based on sugar.

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No. Do not "both sides" this monster.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I will, and I'll throw Spam on it too! And it'll still be fucking delicious!

Why? Because rice plus meat plus sauce is hard to fuck up lol.

[–] Iris@lemmings.world 5 points 8 months ago

Spam musubi can attest to that

[–] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Sometimes you go full on stupid food. And once in a while, it fuckin works ❤️

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Is that even legal where you live?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago
[–] kn33@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Alright, that's it. This person needs war crimes done to them.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If they break the Geneva Conventions first it's technically no longer a war crime

[–] Chaser@sopuli.xyz 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't think that's accurate

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It is. The Geneva Conventions acknowledge that if your enemy is breaking them you are allowed to respond in kind.

It's what allowed America to argue it can torture prisoners, because they either belong to non-signatories or broke them as well/first. The Conventions offer protection to civilian populations of even non-signatories but there are ways around it.

For example, America would declare any male over 12 in the area a terrorist which is obviously not a problem and is definitely very cool.

It gets fairly complicated in the weeds, as demonstrated, but this example is a clear violation and they have no grounds for complaint.

[–] PatMustard@feddit.uk 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What's wrong with a bit of chup on your fish fingers?

[–] squid_slime@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I learned a new word and I wish I hadn't😂 > chup

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago

Chup is going straight into my vocabulary

[–] PatMustard@feddit.uk 3 points 8 months ago

Like chuppa chups, those ketchup-flavoured lollipops

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)
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[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago
[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I will punch your dad in the cock

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Thanks, I've not gotten the chance to do that myself yet.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago
[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

And what that on the breaded fried roll?
BBQ sauce!

[–] Igloojoe@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

That better be wasabi flavored

[–] MelastSB@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

Could at least have used Heinz, you barbarian

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 months ago

They're gonna send a nuke back, for this one

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry, I added some curry powder later

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 8 months ago

You're disgusting. BBQ sauce is the only way.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 months ago

Da gehört 'ne ordentliche Ladung Hela druff

[–] frezik@midwest.social 4 points 8 months ago

Haven't the Japanese people suffered enough?

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

I wonder how it tastes. At shittier sushi places those "salmon" sushi are completely tasteless. Not that this would be an improvement

[–] leaveWitX@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I'd rather eat that fish without any seasoning or sauce

[–] tslnox@reddthat.com 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Ketchup? With ~~lobster~~ salmon? Head explodes

[–] FluffyPotato@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

I really don't like sushi but good salmon or trout is frigging expensive and tasty

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

That's my name, don't wear it out

[–] corymbia@reddthat.com 2 points 8 months ago
[–] pfjarschel@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

ithadtobebrazil

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

They shouldn't have killed Harambe

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

This man needs to be put in a Japanese jail and force fed proper sushi until they learn what sushi is

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