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[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 53 points 8 months ago (5 children)

I would not be surprised at all if this is a mechanical Turk

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 50 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Mechanical turk more like mechanical jerk amirite

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 31 points 8 months ago

Doing a mechanical twerk

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 48 points 8 months ago

the-plan the plan? convince the entire world you're a robot so you can get away with grabbing some ass

[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I thought they were Arabs?

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Mechanical Turk is when your robot is actually just a guy.

But he was arabic

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 51 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

Turing its head around after passing her, maybe

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 51 points 8 months ago

data-laughing sex pest robots were not in my bingo card ngl

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

I'm no expert in Muslim theology, but isn't it at least a little bit haram to make a humanoid robot and name it Mohammed?

[–] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 24 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Mohammed is a fine name for anyone. Iconography representing humans can be haram, but that is about icons not words or names.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

I think there's a difference between naming something Mohammed and depicting THE Mohammed.

[–] Faresh@lemmy.ml 9 points 8 months ago

Mohammed is the most popular first name in the world, if the internet isn't lying to me.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

"if a woman does not cover her head, then a man can not control himself" - Joe Biden biden-nibble

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

Mohammed J Robot was overcome by dat azz

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I doubt they intentionally programmed the robot to be horny or inappropriate but also this is extremely funny.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

What if they mapped the mind, but in an extremely sadistic way they Cyberpunk'd it on a chip like V, killed the host's body, and now he exists as an undead hell copy contained in the robot?

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago

Just dudebots being dudebots.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

The robots yearn for the booty.

[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

INNOVATION ________________

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

:saudi-cool:

Filthy western collaborators.