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submitted 8 months ago by Lacanoodle@literature.cafe to c/aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz
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[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 192 points 8 months ago (7 children)

That's a well thought out design!

LIVE YOUR TRUTH and I AM WHO I AMR

[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 121 points 8 months ago

It's why he got it on his amr

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 28 points 8 months ago

AMR TIME!

[–] Opafi@feddit.de 15 points 8 months ago

AND WHO I AMR NEEDS NO EXCUSES

[–] Dnn@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Right? Should've just ditched the second "AM". I AM WHO I R.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 7 points 8 months ago

I R Baboon

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 8 months ago

Oh yeah, much better!

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 months ago

I couldn't even decypher that shit until I've read your comm. That's not how tattoos should work I believe.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

That was hard even knowing what it said.

Could have moved Truth up, then it would be "I am who I ram". Or "I am who I arm".

[–] KuraiWolfGaming@pawb.social 1 points 6 months ago

But what if I don't want to be who I ram?

[–] unreasonabro@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I have depersonalization and a speech impediment. I am who i stammer!

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 52 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

I amr, whatever you say I amr.

If I weremr't, then why would you say I amr?

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit, I cannot. Hahahaha

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Not with that negative attitude...

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

God damn what a throwback.

[–] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 8 months ago

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AMR

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago

I think therefore I amr

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 25 points 8 months ago (2 children)

No regerts

[–] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 13 points 8 months ago

No ragrets

[–] w2tpmf@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

No regrats.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

LIVE AM WHYOUR I AM TRUTH

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

-- aneurysm 3:16

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I read "LIVE I AM YOUR WHORE" while trying to figure that out

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

Whour*. It's obviously the British spelling

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 2 points 8 months ago

Glad I'm not the only one. No idea how I managed to read it like that initially, but here we are

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)
  • LIVE YOUR TRUTH
  • I AM WHO I AM

it took me far longer to read that than I should have

[–] CanadianCorhen@lemmy.ca 57 points 8 months ago

pretty sure its "I AM WHO I AMR"

[–] TheColonel@reddthat.com 17 points 8 months ago

Real missed opportunity to have it read, “I AM WHO I RAM”

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago

I AM WHO I AM (A)RRRRRR enter pirate song

[–] Breve@pawb.social 13 points 8 months ago

LIVE AM WHO YOUR I AM TRUTH

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 13 points 8 months ago

I think therefore I amr

[–] 342345@feddit.de 12 points 8 months ago

Oh nooo. That poor soul.

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

This is a physical representation of what it's like working in web-dev. Whatever the client wants, you can always charge more later to fix their stupid decisions.

Also, money changed hands. Who would pay for this?

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I worked with a guy who called himself Red - we all just called him by his regular name. Red had a gf. He loved her very much. So much, that he got a tattoo that represented the two of them.

The tattoo was a lotus blossom with a banner wrapping around the front of it that said "Red"

He said the blossom represented his gf, and the banner represented him always holding her in his arms.

It was very well-done. But it looked like he was in love with a man named Red.

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 5 points 8 months ago

Maybe he was.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Money changed arms (or AMRs) too.

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

I guess they're living their truth, because they are what they amr.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I am.. ... whoiamr?

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

I AM WHO I AMR!!

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I am not responsible for growing and changing as a person

[–] unreasonabro@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I don't think jbro is gonna be able to forgive that atrocity

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

AM WHI AM