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[โ€“] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 97 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Imagine growing up in a household that shit talked Republicans hardcore, and then 12 years after leaving home finding out that dad is a Trump supporter ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

[โ€“] Waldowal@lemmy.world 39 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Did he hit his head? The lead kick in?

I'm only half joking. I had a neighbor who I used to describe as slightly conservative-leaning. He suffered a brain injury on the job and is now a full tilt QAnon MAGA goofball.

[โ€“] db2@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There are several studies that clearly show political conservatism is legit brain damage. It's insidious too because their afraid of everything including admitting they have a problem so they never get help.

[โ€“] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Are you talking about the one showing conservatives tend to have an underdeveloped sense of empathy, or are there other studies?

[โ€“] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (5 children)

That's part of it, also their brains have actual scar tissue and they have enlarged amygdalae so they're in a constant state of fear.

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I wish i knew. Both of my parents became the kinds of people i was raised NOT to be.

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[โ€“] Mesophar@lemm.ee 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Godforbid you're him, amirite?

[โ€“] jballs@sh.itjust.works 11 points 7 months ago (3 children)

How does that even happen?

[โ€“] Asafum@feddit.nl 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Too much fox news.

It happened to my dad too. He got hurt and was basically sitting in front of the TV all day being brainwashed to hate "the left."

My parents were always a bit right but they still could function. Could have a normal conversation or do an activity with them. 2010 thanksgiving was the last time I saw them and fox killed whatever was left in them.

[โ€“] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

My guess is Dad was waiting for the right person to validate some very prejudice beliefs.

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[โ€“] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

I knew a guy who was a philosophy major and his friend group was a bunch of atheist skeptics, so he knew all about logical fallacies and so on. He took a hard right turn into Pizzagate territory once Trump took office and now believes everything short of Flat Earth. (And maybe that, too. We haven't talked in a loooooong time.)

The only way it makes sense to me is to think that if you have no moral compass, you'll go whichever way the wind blows. Humans like to think that we're rational, logical beings (even if nobody else is), but the truth is that we're all driven by emotion. Strong values, such as a love of truth and hatred of bigotry, are what keep people from descending into this nonsense, not mere logic.

[โ€“] spujb@lemmy.cafe 68 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

tineye reverse image search

0 results

im afraid

[โ€“] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 36 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Tineye sucks now. Yandex 4 lyf

....but this also isn't on yandex...

[โ€“] spujb@lemmy.cafe 38 points 7 months ago (1 children)

starting to think OP just looks like this

[โ€“] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Do you think it will help his self-esteem if I rub one out to him?

[โ€“] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 7 months ago

Couldnโ€™t hurt.

[โ€“] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)

using russian anything

I shigg your digg

[โ€“] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh no. My finding porn sources with greater accuracy has helped fund the war in Ukraine

[โ€“] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If there's one thing I trust Russians with, it's their ability to identify porn and Anime.

[โ€“] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Honestly it is really the best. I have this plug in called reveye which lets me just click and search something on all the major image search engines and yandex always kills them all. Tineye rarely finds shit anymore honestly.

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[โ€“] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I ain't gonna use a russian service lmao

You do you though.

[โ€“] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago

Been liking this iOS shortcut, Get Sauce. Has everything.

alt-textScreenshot of an iPhone showing this text: โ€œGeneral Google Images images.google.com Google Lens lens.google Bing Visual Search bing.com Baidu Image Recognition graph.baidu.com Yandex Images yandex.com Pinterest Lens pinterest.com TinEye El tineye.com Reddit Repost Sleuth repostsleuth.com

Anime SauceNAO saucenao.com IQDB iqdb.org Ascii2d ascii2d.net WAIT: What Anime Is This? trace.moeโ€

[โ€“] taiyang@lemmy.world 39 points 7 months ago (2 children)

One of my old MMO friends came out as a MAGA after a year of raiding together. Tbh, it kind of didn't matter since we were killing shit in a game and it just didn't come up unless I was mentioning watching certain political satire shows. He wasn't an outstanding guy, but I've played with much worse people and would still consider him a friend.

Don't play with him anymore, but that was because of his other terrible life choices, going all in on playing League.

[โ€“] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 34 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Playing League > MAGA. Not surprising

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[โ€“] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A guy at my D&D table went that way. Kinda glad the nights he doesn't come tbh. Just feel dirty associating with someone like that outside of work.

Oh hi it's you. My wife is an immigrant, my sister-in-law is trans, I'm an angry atheist and my life work is in the environmental sector. You hate my wife, my religion, my sister-in-law, and my career. Yet here I am spending time with you freely.

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[โ€“] db2@lemmy.world 28 points 7 months ago

I'm sorry that happened to you. It's a mental disease that hopefully gets recognized as such before everyone's dead including them, by their own hands.

[โ€“] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Shouldnโ€™t the hats and slogan say MAGAA this time?

I mean, Trump had 4 years already.

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[โ€“] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 24 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I read that as mage hat and was wondering what you got against d&d players

Rolls d12 summons tryrask

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[โ€“] bdp@lemmynsfw.com 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

oc

TWO watermarks

Yeah okay

[โ€“] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I make fake watermarks for my own OC because i think its funny. Please try to find an earlier posting of this picture

I appreciate this kind of humor, well played

[โ€“] niktemadur@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

I like to put watermarks in the middle of songs in my playlists, like a lion's roar in the back with a Steven Hawking-like voice in the fore, saying some flat 'n' plastic-positive thing like "oh yeah!".

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[โ€“] aesthelete@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

An "awful wallful" is when you log back into Facebook for the first time in a decade and your entire friendlist have become QAnon believers.

[โ€“] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

This is why I only hang out with people i haven't met yet.

[โ€“] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 12 points 7 months ago (3 children)

If you ever see me in a sincere political hat, feel free to strike me down. It's just so weird.

Wear a cowboy hat if you want people to assume you're conservative.

[โ€“] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I wear a cowboy hat so folks know they mess with me their cattle gon get rustled.

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[โ€“] InternetUser2012@midwest.social 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"So, yeah, Fred, you're going to have to remove the dunce cap before we go out"

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[โ€“] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I thought this said manga hat and it's more fitting

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[โ€“] Spider89@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (5 children)
[โ€“] GluWu@lemm.ee 26 points 7 months ago

My Ass Got AIDS

[โ€“] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 11 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Make Attorneys Get Attorneys

Attorney singularity

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[โ€“] cheesorist@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)
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Not in person, but I see on Facebook an old mate who seems to flirt with homophobia/transphobia.

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