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I figured it was a 50/50 shot the bowl was microwave safe. We did not eat the beans....

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 83 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Oh no, are we beanposting again???

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Beans & Jeans

Make it happen..

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 49 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

New lemmy logo just dropped 😄

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ok but why is this actually cute tho

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Yeah, they could probably sell these as a novelty item.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Yay, happy day! 👍

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 months ago

Oh yeah we are

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 55 points 7 months ago (5 children)
[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 53 points 7 months ago (4 children)

LPT: Don't microwave plastic, even if it claims to be microwave safe.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 39 points 7 months ago

Recipes that have you microwave plastic wrap creep me the fuck out

[–] Splatterphace@lemm.ee 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Gotta eat TV dinners somehow

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's why I don't microwave mine, I just put them on the George Foreman Grill...

[–] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

I just dump them into a large microwave safe bowl—they’re frozen and pop right out easily.

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[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yeah good tip, that's why I only ever microwave my stainless steel containers. No risk of cancer there!

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[–] elxeno@lemm.ee 34 points 7 months ago (2 children)

That's another, goes well with those beans.

If it's hard to see, that's rice, "cooked" in a soda plastic bottle, on a bbq grill.

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 16 points 7 months ago

Ugh. Please don't show that to me ever again. Thanks.

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[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Will it ~~blend~~ microwave

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 months ago

I wanna see the one where they microwave a smaller microwave

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Also inadvisable

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 months ago

"The masks! They do nothing!"

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 49 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Already full of micro plastics, might as well start adding macro plastics. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago

Cutting out the middleman 😎

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

i might detect a hint of melted styrofoam towards the right of the bean puddle.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

It's made from the same stuff as Wonder Woman's jet.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 7 months ago

damnit

you spilled the beans

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 7 months ago

beans a la polymère

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 14 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Fyi, there's no such thing as a microwave-safe plastic bowl. "Microwave safe" just means it won't melt in the microwave. It'll still fill your food with microplastics and other chemicals though.

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Good point... I should just eat the plastic container on it's own next time 🤣

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[–] Sho@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

As is the way of Lemmy, all things revert back to beans.

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 9 points 7 months ago

This guys eatin' BEANS

[–] lugal@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

It's more of a saucer than a bowl.

[–] soloner@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

your microwave is so clean! Very nice!

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 5 points 7 months ago

My microwave has the same design, but with it being about 25 years old I got a bit of a shock seeing OPs clean innocent virgin oven.

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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 7 points 7 months ago
[–] FiniteBanjo 7 points 7 months ago

Don't eat that.

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 5 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Pyrex doesn't melt like that.

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[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 months ago

yeah but those are pretty nice looking beans

[–] Yoz@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Did it melt or break? Where is the bowl?

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Melted. Where the thicker area is is what's left of the base of the bowl.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 4 points 7 months ago
[–] myslsl@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

On the bright side, you are now the proud owner of a hip designer bean plate.

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