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the irish new world order did it 
It's those dang communists! 
China did it.
Some billy goats and a troll got into a fight
This is clearly the work Chinese gene-splicing scientists and their terrorist test subject that gained the power to manipulate magnetism
Did anyone say lazers yet? I choose lazers did it.
I didn't see anybody use lasers. You are the first.
Apperently some guy who goes by the name “DEI” did it?
cover for testing a new wonder weapon that makes steel all floppy
Jews? 
Just hand it to Tim Pool or Tucker Carlson and they'll know what to do.
i did it, i farded and the bridge go down
No I’m Fartacus
putin wanted to attack the baltics but he's old and his eyesight is not so good, so he got baltimore instead...
It was a terror cell funded, armed, and trained by the CCP.
Biden wants to destroy Buttigieg’s chance at presidency. Saw that coming since the Norfolk Southern railway incident.
He was just trying to dock the boat, but missed
The bridge actually collapsed on the ship. The road crew brought down the bridge to stop the cargo from reaching its destination and delivering... idk something.
The bridge was intentionally brought down to distract people from the arrest of Diddy.
Key Bridge, Ballmer's pride,
CIA plot, a wild ride,
Collapse, hon, they lied.
Go woke, go broke
Elon Musk was testing his new driverless ship technology
Stavros tried to drive over the bridge
Inspired by the tankies on the ml instance:
"The CIA caused the ship to lose power and hit the bridge. They had purposely weakened the bridge ahead of time. All this was done to stop a whistleblower from driving the evidence to safety that shows that Biden not only is 100% in favor of and supplying EVERYTHING to genocide the Palestinians but that he actually paid to put messages on bombs the IDF dropped on hospitals. BIDEN IZ WURSE THAN TRUMP!! DONT VOAT BLEW! BOTH SIDES BAAAD.
Mom...is my DoorDash here yet? Oh crap, my speech to text is still on. Siri, turn off speech"
Gosh, these “tankies” sure sound crazy, LOL. I mean, the CIA killing a whistleblower? Yeah right, what’s next? Organizing a coup against an anti-imperialist leader? And poor Biden, it must be so hard for him, you can’t expect an octogenarian to just change his ways like that, you know how hard it is to fuel a genocide with all these mean protesters oppressing him? Trump is literally Voldemort, and we’ll be Dumbledore’s Army marching to the ballot.
Great DoorDash joke BTW, all these tankies do is eat hot chip and lie.
i am literally a member of a trotskyist party rn and "tankie" is still a Manchurian Agent "kill this man" trigger word for me
good username but you should probably develop your political views beyond Balzac's
