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[–] IMF_DOOM@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

the irish new world order did it biden-harbinger

[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

It's those dang communists! maddened

[–] Deadend@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

China did it.

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Some billy goats and a troll got into a fight

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

This is clearly the work Chinese gene-splicing scientists and their terrorist test subject that gained the power to manipulate magnetism

[–] homhom9000@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did anyone say lazers yet? I choose lazers did it.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I didn't see anybody use lasers. You are the first.

[–] Harajukum@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Apperently some guy who goes by the name “DEI” did it?

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

cover for testing a new wonder weapon that makes steel all floppy

Jews? shrug-outta-hecks

Just hand it to Tim Pool or Tucker Carlson and they'll know what to do.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i did it, i farded and the bridge go down

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

No I’m Fartacus

[–] huf@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

putin wanted to attack the baltics but he's old and his eyesight is not so good, so he got baltimore instead...

It was a terror cell funded, armed, and trained by the CCP.

[–] Kaplya@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Biden wants to destroy Buttigieg’s chance at presidency. Saw that coming since the Norfolk Southern railway incident.

[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

He was just trying to dock the boat, but missed

[–] Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago

The bridge actually collapsed on the ship. The road crew brought down the bridge to stop the cargo from reaching its destination and delivering... idk something.

[–] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

The bridge was intentionally brought down to distract people from the arrest of Diddy.

[–] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Key Bridge, Ballmer's pride,

CIA plot, a wild ride,

Collapse, hon, they lied.

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Go woke, go broke

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Elon Musk was testing his new driverless ship technology

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Stavros tried to drive over the bridge

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago
[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Inspired by the tankies on the ml instance:

"The CIA caused the ship to lose power and hit the bridge. They had purposely weakened the bridge ahead of time. All this was done to stop a whistleblower from driving the evidence to safety that shows that Biden not only is 100% in favor of and supplying EVERYTHING to genocide the Palestinians but that he actually paid to put messages on bombs the IDF dropped on hospitals. BIDEN IZ WURSE THAN TRUMP!! DONT VOAT BLEW! BOTH SIDES BAAAD.

Mom...is my DoorDash here yet? Oh crap, my speech to text is still on. Siri, turn off speech"

[–] yuli@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Gosh, these “tankies” sure sound crazy, LOL. I mean, the CIA killing a whistleblower? Yeah right, what’s next? Organizing a coup against an anti-imperialist leader? And poor Biden, it must be so hard for him, you can’t expect an octogenarian to just change his ways like that, you know how hard it is to fuel a genocide with all these mean protesters oppressing him? Trump is literally Voldemort, and we’ll be Dumbledore’s Army marching to the ballot.

Great DoorDash joke BTW, all these tankies do is eat hot chip and lie.

i am literally a member of a trotskyist party rn and "tankie" is still a Manchurian Agent "kill this man" trigger word for me

good username but you should probably develop your political views beyond Balzac's

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