this post was submitted on 08 Apr 2024
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Even when things are darkest, we push ourselves forward through. What else will we do to kill time while we wait to be released from this planescape torment?

So what if what you're working towards is impossible, or even does not exist at this time? You hold your delusions of a better tomorrow close to your heart and never let go. Don't lose sight of what you need in life, even if in the end its just a picture of a tunnel painted onto the side of a mountain.

Peace.

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[–] Cascio@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is that the wood from Ed, Edd, and Eddy?

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 64 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is plank related to Stump?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

My log says plank is a dear friend.

"I am a stick"

[–] aliceblossom@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] menemen@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Kinda like when I get likes from the porn bots over at twitter. :)

[–] Splatterphace@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] tjsauce@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

Plankscape: Torment

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

What can change the nature of a plank?

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago
[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago
[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jokes on you when I have a three way with my physical girlfriend and my hallucination girlfriend

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you sure she was real?

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Express_pickle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

You're just upset got hallucination girlfriend can't give you a massage

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago
[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Just throw your meds away.

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago
[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago

Ämen Bröther

[–] Mindhunter@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Reality maybe painfull but its the only thing that's real and forgetting that is not a good idea .

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago
[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Jonny grew hair, I see.

[–] ManniSturgis@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

I should get myself an imaginary femboy, but I'd also settle for an real one.