really struggling to figure out if I should vote or down vote this, and which direction that should go.
this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2024
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I'm having a hard time too .... I had to get a ladder to pick up my phone from the ceiling
The SOUTHERN hemispherial mind is missing an r
You mean the southen hemisphere, right?
keming
Whut? KeRning?
fuck the r
Surething
ɹoʇɐǝɹɔ ʎq pǝʇǝlǝp
Downvoted for upvote
“northen hemispherial”
¿uǝʞɐʇ oʇoɥd ʇɐɥʇ sɐʍ ɐᴉʅɐɹʇsnⱯ uᴉ ǝɹǝɥM
.ǝlıɥɔ ǝp oƃɐıʇuɐs ,ɐılɐɹʇsuɐ ɯoɹɟ ʎɐʍɐ ɹɐɟ s'ʇɐɥʇ
I flushed my toilet backwards in honor of this post
Holy shit I just realized because of your comment that I could pull up on my toilet handle to flush it backwards instead of pushing it down to flush normally!
You’re welcome?
I mean are you cleaning all the shit that just flew up out of my toilet? If so then, thanks.
I meant to say, “you’re welcome to do that yourself.”
Oh then you should be more cautious with what you run around on the internet telling people because that was not cool man now I've got a bunch of shit in my bathroom that I'm not going to clean up and neither are you so I'm in a pinch
I’m not the one with the exploding toilet.
That didn't happen until people started telling me they could flush their toilets backwards
Nobody said that you should do that
But this is what disclaimers are for nobody specifically said I couldn't or shouldn't do that. Who would have thought that pushing down would have made the shit go down but pulling up made it come up?? People like me are the reason there's a tag on a hair blow dryer saying don't use this while you're in the bathtub.
People like me are the reason there's a tag on a hair blow dryer saying don't use this while you're in the bathtub.
Don’t believe the tag. You should totally try that.
I mean the internet has never really steered me wrong except that one time when I flush my toilet backwards maybe you're right be right back.
I promise that you will find the results shocking, to say the least
You're right. Now my house has no electricity and my hair dryer appears to be broken. That tag was misleading, maybe you're alright after all. Still, hard to clean all this shit up with no lights.
At least you can’t see it anymore
You’re welcome
Flawless logic. You're truly one of the good ones.
If I like this, should it be an upvote or a downvote?
Upvote, while the signal travels trough the equator it will turn upside down.
This is an underrated comment.
My language skills are good enough that I can still read that even though it's upside down without flying to the southern hemisphere or flipping my phone. And the picture just reminds me of playing GTA5 doing the "fly upside down as long as you can" event. lol
ah yes a classic the northern hemisphere mind cant comprehend this post. My beloved.
I gave you an antipodean upvote, buddy!
This is a good answer to one of those "what's an insult that sounds like a compliment" !asklemmy topics.
This ain't Texas.
Texas has a copycat flag, chile is the original and we should sue.
But yeah, Santiago too walkable to be texas.
We're the best country of Chile
si
Jokes on you, I cant read
We knew that : on the bottom side of the Earth the sky is down. ...why do you suppose we didn't knew ?
He did it. The madlad did it.
Go home global south, you’re drunk
I don't get out
I am completely baffled by this post
You’re right and meow I don’t know which arrow to click.