BodePlotHole

Why don't you just eat what you like and generate a millisecond of joy for the 15 minutes you live on this accursed planet...

I don't like pineapple on pizza. Some people do. We can both exist and have pizza.

That summoning circle is gonna need some filtering... Jus sayin...

What's wrong with bein' sexy?

Gosford Park. It's the slowest, most boring thing I've ever survived.

It dat noir, baby!

Inappropes

Came here to say exactly this. Only commented cause I can't upvote twice.

If that's me, I hope it pays better than my current job...

'#nailedit'

Also fat...

All I want right now is some robust-ass art nerd to swoop in and tell us what this kind of art is actually called other than "90's clip art"

If I saw this in the wild, I'd immediately hire the most attractive single person I could find to reply to this ad, go to church with them, and low-key try to have sex with either/both of them on the side