CrackBurger

joined 5 months ago
[–] CrackBurger@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I suck dick in the evening all night shoving dicks into my face

I come home and I’m horny dreaming of putting dicks in my face

I ain’t nothing but tired I’m just tired of trying to suck on myself

Hey there baby I could use just a little head

Can’t suck on my penis if there’s no penis to suck

Hey there baby take this ruler and give it a press

[–] CrackBurger@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

That COVID-19 pussy got me in lockdown makes me beg for Covid 19-99 so weak it’s like I’ve got long covid

[–] CrackBurger@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes American dichotomy brain where two things are always in a state of opposition

[–] CrackBurger@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Badposting really is just reddit with the annoying obnoxious chain posts

[–] CrackBurger@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Wearing any movie / game stuff is the most cringe thing anyone could do especially wearing the drive jacket from Amazon

[–] CrackBurger@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

dean-frown im a 9/10 nb

[–] CrackBurger@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago (6 children)
[–] CrackBurger@hexbear.net 26 points 4 months ago (9 children)

It still crosses Putin’s red line

[–] CrackBurger@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Soy not included

[–] CrackBurger@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It’s the least cringe and most fun and everyone agrees it’s a good game

[–] CrackBurger@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You can parry her soul stream and other magic attacks with thops barrier or Caria retaliation

 

This is why I don’t condemn shield use because you still need to be cognizant of your stamina usage. Just because you blocked an attack, that attack you blocked took a chunk of stamina and also exposed the player to further vulnerability if they are attacked in succession. Movement and timing are as vitally important when using a shield in the same skillset of two handing or using no shield.

Parrying although requires correct timing to pull off which puts some vulnerability on the player because if a parry is timed wrong you can get hit but you also lose stamina on the hit, the timing is generally forgiving in all souls games and the only focus is really on understanding attack windows and nothing more. With that successful parry you trivialize the game by effectively taking advantage of the parry’s advantage which is being able to riposte the enemy for a large chunk of their health. Rinse and repeat until they are dead.

Parrying is a skill lacking technique which trivializes the games

 
 

Last time I’m watching you give it a goooooo you fucking hack

 

I need a fan for cooling down but it has to be really good and right now the options are a lasko fan that looks like a snail and a vornado rawr fan. Ideally don’t wanna spend 90$ on a fan but I don’t really care so long as it does a good job, any recommendations are appreciated

 

Long story short I’m being suspended after rules were enforced and I keep breaking these rules, I’m in shift work and I never wait for my replacement because they always come in late so I always leave before they arrive. Ironically I’m the one being penalized in this case and not the people coming in late, I definitely know they’re pulling this now because me and a few others unionized, there’s other bs I can’t get into but it seems like they’re just trying their best to remove the unionized workers but I have no proof so it won’t benefit me.

I know that one person got fired over something but they were unionized so they got rehired. I have a feeling like it won’t help my case that I’ve been leaving when I want because it just looks bad, can the union help me get a job or prevent me from termination?

 
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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by CrackBurger@hexbear.net to c/music@hexbear.net
 

Drake just released a 7 minute banger but I really cannot wait for Kendrick’s response holy shit Drake is gonna get fucking bodied so hard

https://youtu.be/ZkXG3ZrXlbc?si=VW9q0asclqF9t7w6 Drake’s response cw: mentions of domestic violence

I think crushing the GKMC truck is kinda corny and too on the nose, but props to Drake for putting out a response so quickly, this is probably the hardest I’ve ever heard Drake go honestly who knows if it was ghost written or AI but it’s genuinely impressive coming from him. Drake also claims Kendrick abused his wife? This isn’t good, but he needs to show receipts because he could just be talking shit, the same way he claims one of his kids is someone else’s which, who cares but he’s releasing really sensitive info which may or may not hold weight. Kendrick’s response will be so fucking powerful after these claims though, he already dropped two perfect diss tracks, the second he released today which was pulling his punches, but after this it’s straight up warfare

Edit: Kendrick responded an hour later I need time to process this response

 
 

Horrible

 
 

The sandwich soyjak actually did it

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