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[–] principalkohoutek@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago

My "this is not a sting operation" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

[–] catonkatonk@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Once their quants decipher our emojis we're cooked

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

die-motherfucker

We love our jokes even if they seemingly seem tasteless. We sincerely hoped Mr. Kissinger lived to be 200. 𝚍𝚒𝚎-𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚛 was all in fun.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bozo was a loving nickname! RIP Bozo I cry as I mourn!

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

we cry erytiem

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When we represent an actual threat beyond having nuclear takes on foreign policy and arguments about outdoor cats. So, never?

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Feds watching this thread, reclining in their office chairs, laughing to themselves and making jokes about stacking rocks.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It'll never not be funny to me that there were eager people who joined the feds to stop domestic (muslim) terrorists who through the course of scouring folks' trash realized actually most people from this group or that are actually entirely ordinary, boring people, and the threats they were promised they would face up against were basically nonexistent, contrary to what most people are told.

I'd post the article I read this from but it was ages ago.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

I want this article :/

[–] OutrageousHairdo@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably never. It makes a lot more sense to keep the site running as is and skim a trickle of information off the top. People blow off steam here sometimes, say things they probably shouldn't say on the Internet, and that gets added to the case file as just another exhibit.

[–] CrackBurger@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m just waiting for someone to file a FOIA request on Hexbear and Chapo chat

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those two are safe. Lemmygrad Dot Net and ShrekLand, on the other hand...

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Shrekland.net is where we store all the terror propaganda

[–] OutrageousHairdo@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I don't mean that they have one for like Hexbear itself or any particular person, more that they just use it to find people of interest (and to keep tabs on ones they've already picked up on). In that respect, it's not so different from other social media, but the density of people with """unacceptable""" political beliefs might make it a particularly alluring source. Dossier is probably the more accurate term, as case file implies some kind of pending action.

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

In like a year when another US ally is committing yet another genocide we'll be targeted along with a thousand other leftish websites by the tiktok law.

[–] OutrageousHairdo@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

God imagine if we get bought by fucking Facebook or some shit.

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't know the site has been running pretty good lately, are we sure it wasn't seized already?

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Realizing we've been had because the sysadmins have been too quiet recently

[–] someone@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

They're in stealth mode, getting ready to announce the HexCoin Exchange beta. Did you know you can use a single HexJuice on multiple HexApes? It's true!

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

patriots are in control

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I dunno, probably when I start my ruthless terrorist organization, COBRA

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cogitating
On
Butts,
Rears, and
Asses

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Gives new meaning to the phrase "The kiss of the cobra "

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When we ddos Joe Biden's 2024 page with ppb

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do i contribute to making this a reality

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Pig poop bidens

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Another question is "Who will do it to us?"

  • The GOP

or

  • The dems

or

  • A unified effort. Bipartisanship!
[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This place is clearly 100% parody satire. We're all libs here. We say it all the time.

[–] thetaT@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

we're all just Minecraft players

[–] DirtyPair@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] CrackBurger@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Project 2025

[–] bigboopballs@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

when they find my account

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

After we implement a DDoS-for-hire service.