Dirt_Owl

joined 4 years ago
 
[โ€“] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 55 minutes ago* (last edited 54 minutes ago)

I see! Thanks for letting me know. They were spot on, it's pretty accurate. haha.

[โ€“] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 54 minutes ago)

Interesting lmao that AI is cursed

[โ€“] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago (3 children)

I swear I have a memory from the 90s of Mario dressed like Uncle Sam

[โ€“] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Bruh why is your ass on the back of your head. See a doctor head ass.

[โ€“] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (4 children)

Even like the stinky owls?

Even the smelly raccoons like @TankieTanuki@hexbear.net ?

Even the beanis?!?

[โ€“] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Being addicted to meat and sugar really is just as powerful as any drug addiction for a lot of people and the fact that companies can just pump their food full of addictive chemicals is vile.

[โ€“] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The hair thing is always so blatantly racist.

[โ€“] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 hour ago

Oh I hate that. "Well if you want people to listen to you you should behave and not get angry or fight back." Is so fucking vile imo. People have the right to be angry at terrible things and fight back against terrible things.

[โ€“] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (5 children)

It's pretty wild how bootlicky Japan is to America, especially in the 80s and 90s. They even started doing the American thing of making all their heroes the colour of the American flag. Both Mario and Sonic use a red, white and blue colour pallet like Spider-Man or Superman.

[โ€“] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 19 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (16 children)

Oh wow look how they made the black woman's in the "bad" panel have her naturally curly hair as a bad thing as opposed to the more "White" coded look she has in the first "good" panel.

It really fucks me off how white people just assume their way is normal and best and impose that on everyone else.

[rant incoming]

That commitment to the anglo ways even when it makes no sense is extremely evident in a place like the tropical north east of Australia, where instead of building to the conditions, they try to do everything the British way. British style houses that get dangerously hot in summer. Food that is hard to grow here (instead of taking advantage of the unique stuff that is found only here), Farming that requires tons of water be shipped to places in the fucking dessert because they insist on the same cattle from England/America instead of just farming the camels that do really well out there. Outdoor plastic products that last five seconds outside in the Aussie sun before they crumble. Stuff that isn't resistant to humidity and attracts black mould. British garden plants that literally can't grow here lmao why are you trying to grow raspberries and cottage flowers you insane crackers just plant a native grevillea or a tea tree instead they're beautiful and the wildlife loves them.

Basically what I'm saying is that I hate that additude of "There is only one good way to do things and that's the White British/American colonial way!" Stop trying to dominate the fucking land you weirdos it's not the 1800s we should know better now.

[โ€“] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago

Be careful, yeah ohnoes

[โ€“] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago

STOP IT HES CRYING

 

boohoo replace my ice cream you piss babies!

And who used my toothbrush?!?

 

And then unban them and make them mods to a new comm called beanis buddies

 

I-was-saying I... I would like to be in a hug box

 

Saw this while shopping at the mall today and almost lost my shit laughing. I want it, it's so fucking funny. Look at it.

It's Eggman and he's egg shaped.

It took all my willpower for my grown adult ass not to buy him.

 
 

We should be called peaches or flamingos or some shit lmao what even is up with skin colour names this shit is so dumb.

 

Something stinks owl-pissed

 

Roast in piss, bozo

 

Bonus:

 

Seriously, replace the clown pants with skinny jeans and this is me lmao

Fuck fuck fuck I dress like Carrey's worst most transphobic character nooooo

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