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[–] onwardknave@hexbear.net 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"Being a teen is a precious time when special organs on your body are blossoming from dormancy into full-time regular use." Honestly, I'd rather be pelted with oranges than ever read that again.

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

"... And by those organs I mean my pre-frontal cortex, responsible for long term thinking, and personality construction"

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago

Orange... man... good?

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The only way to stop a bad guy with a Device That Shoots Oranges is with a good guy with a Device That Shoots Oranges

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

No, you need an Apple gun. think-about-it

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

There's no comparison really

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

Shooting apples at doctors each day is a good way to keep them away.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

INFINITE TANGERINES ON THE TEENS! NO TEENS IN THE PARK!

[–] VibeCoder@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

God forbid a guy have a hobby

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

What if he's actually saying "No tangerines in the park!" while providing people with fresh oranges but they're too dumb to catch them and just get hit instead?

[–] dave@feddit.uk 16 points 1 week ago

Mitch playing the long game for when your perp ends up in therapy...

Real Orange Man

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You all are a bunch of olds

[–] abc@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

maybe memes was the real badposting all along...

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

There's something about this that reminds me of those You Know When You've Been Tango-ed ads they had in the UK back in the 90s.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

the wagner battalion has some interesting ideas about PR...

[–] decaptcha@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Orange Kid aged poorly but at least he perfected the Suporma

[–] casskaydee@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Sick reference

[–] D61@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Orange you glad he wasn't shooting bananas?