Dort_Owl

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NO slacking off at your work stations. If you've got time to lean you've got time to bean in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 21 minutes ago* (last edited 21 minutes ago)

Back to the beanis mines for me sadness

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Are any of the post DS Ace Attorney games worth playing? (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 hour ago* (last edited 59 minutes ago) by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net
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I played the original trilogy, Apollo Justice and the first Edgeworth game on the DS back in the day.

I also played Duel Destinies when it came out but found it a little meh.

I know a few have come out since then, as well as an official English translation of the second Edgeworth game. Are any of them any good?

Gen Z are taking micro-retirements?! Hexbear is this true?! in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 23 points 1 hour ago

matt-jokerfied SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP LET PEOPLE LIVE OUTSIDE OF WORK

NO slacking off at your work stations. If you've got time to lean you've got time to bean in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (2 children)

Fuck fuck fuck

The beanis union will be hearing about this

@Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net yo can you believe this shit?

NO slacking off at your work stations. If you've got time to lean you've got time to bean in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago (4 children)

But boss, I've already cooked all the beans we have!

ohnoes

Countering the core conservative belief: "Lazy/worthless people deserve to die" in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 2 hours ago

Good comment, no objections here

How to make a Hexbear nervous in c/badposting@hexbear.net
How to make a Hexbear nervous in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 3 hours ago

They can't handle the truth

How to make a Hexbear nervous in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

My mother did WHAT?!

How to make a Hexbear nervous in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Something SCANDALOUS

Countering the core conservative belief: "Lazy/worthless people deserve to die" in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 25 points 3 hours ago (6 children)

There are plenty of "hardworking" people who have a negative impact on society, hell, a negative impact on Earth in general. Measuring someone's worth based on how much they wealth they produce for capital is ignorant of the incredibly complex and interconnected nature of existence. It is, in my opinion, impossible to accurately quantify the value of someone's life because there are simply too many variables and subjectivites involved.

How to make a Hexbear nervous in c/badposting@hexbear.net
Folks, I come bearing good news. Leftists have acquired Gundams. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Oh hey big zam

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How to make a Hexbear nervous (hexbear.net)
 

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The call is coming from inside the House! 😱 (hexbear.net)
 

"Dr. House!" Said the mean boss lady of doctors, "How are our patients supposed to call us if you keep eating our staff phone!"

Hot doctor walked in and laughed "Oh Dr. House, you really are a stinker!"

Dr. House started ringing, but no one could answer the call because it was inside the House

Also he was dead because eating a phone is fatal.

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Yo check out my new polycule (hexbear.net)
submitted 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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Jealous?

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This is what will happen if any of you fuckers cross me (hexbear.net)
 

owl-pissed u have been warned

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Awoooga wowowow mama mia hachi machi humminahumminahummina (hexbear.net)
 
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Holy crap Lois, it's Adam Sansler! (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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Oh fuck they found him (hexbear.net)
 

president-parrot-patriotic

So that's where President Parrot was hiding

(This is for the 2-3 people that remember President Parrot)

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Shneeeeeeef (hexbear.net)
 
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guys i feel weird do i look okay? (hexbear.net)
 
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Positive Leftist News for June 2025 (www.youtube.com)
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Which one of you sick freaks made this? (hexbear.net)
 

Why would you roast me like this?

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