EstraDoll

joined 7 months ago
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

i just failed the test mini game...

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago

oh that's wild. i was just watching Bojack Horseman and Terf lady has the same voice actor as Princess Carolyn

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

if your gameplay is so route that there's literally an option to have it play for you, then what do you even have for a core gameplay loop? The random street goons in games prior were a. moderately easily avoidable if you really wanted b. a terribly easy encounter that posed little real threat to you and c. was at least cathartic to smack some heads around. Random encounters went from "Eh, fine. I'll use this as an excuse to work on my quick step timings and crack some skulls for fun" to "Oh god go away please"

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (8 children)

i personally have a beef with the Dragon Quest series after Yakuza Like a Dragon where the entire game just felt like the devs screaming "wow i wish we were making dragon quest instead of Yakuza. Let's turn Yakuza into Dragon Quest about it and then mention it by name too many times" and instead of Kazuma Kiryu kicking ass with that signature crisp, clean beat em' up combat that I came to know the series for, I instead got some very forgettable turn based combat that made me want to fall asleep. God I can't believe what a let down Y:LAD was

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Moderately frequently, yes. I just get super confused because I literally have no idea why they're mad, there's just like a 5% chance that everyone I talk to will act super offended by what I say and I don't know why

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)

the only solution here is to get rid of my testicles. this is the only way 😔

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

I tabbed back to borderlands 2 after posting that and my fucking game crashed

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Me: "Mom, can we get Handsome Jack from Borderlands?"

Mom: "We have Handsome Jack from Borderlands at home"

Handsome Jack from Borderlands at home: billionaire-tears

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

how tf do i always keep walking like this. "oh yeah i'll just walk down to the stores for a bit for a little exercise", i'll do it, feel bad because i felt like i could have walked further, then check and i just walked almost 4 miles

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

idk ask Tervell for something

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

soviet-bottom oh please no i'm too much of a bottom to lead anything like that

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

the transphobes can catch this billhook to the face

 

I've been on E for almost 5 months now and one of the things I didn't expect from it is that wow, everything in the world is really pretty now! The sky looks nice! The trees are great! I never loved the changing colors of the fall leaves before but they're so much prettier than they were before? I need to spend more time in nature now, this is great! Is this something anyone else has ever felt?

 
 
 

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okay so this guy is from like 3,500 years ago right? almost all we know about this guy is that he was a merchant and some guy didn't like the copper that was sold from him. We don't have any other evidence of the story, just one complaint tablet. The only thing that remains of the legacy of Ea-Nasir is one complaint letter, and we know basically nothing else about the guy.

You ever work customer service? You ever have a customer write a complaint about you? Ever get written up at work? Imagine 4,000 years from now, millennia after you've otherwise been long forgotten, some archeologists find an old Yelp review saying that you did a bad job at sweeping the floors or whatever, and now for the end of time people the world over know you as "That asshole from 4,000 years ago who can't sweep a floor very well" and that is what your entire life is eternally remembered by

so I think maybe we should cut my man Ea-Nasir a bit more slack here. Maybe he wasn't as shifty of a fellow as we think we was

 

brief description of the gameKing of the Castle is a multiplayer game of shifting power dynamics and intrigue. Host games of 3 to 24 other players who join as the 'loyal' Nobles of your Council, voting on your decisions - and twisting the story to their own sinister ends.

Plot regicide (and worse) in video call or couch co-op, with each game featuring them as central characters in this Game of Phones.

No entry requirement needed! Up to 24 participants! Join us at https://discord.gg/F5dPvEXV at 6pm EST tonight!

 

brief description of the gameKing of the Castle is a multiplayer game of shifting power dynamics and intrigue. Host games of 3 to 24 other players who join as the 'loyal' Nobles of your Council, voting on your decisions - and twisting the story to their own sinister ends.

Plot regicide (and worse) in video call or couch co-op, with each game featuring them as central characters in this Game of Phones.

No entry requirement needed! Up to 24 participants! Join us at https://discord.gg/F5dPvEXV at 6pm EST tonight!

 
 
 
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